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The marathon wall is a myth they said. You'll be fine they said.
I'm sorry if I don't wave or smile back at you while I'm running. It's just that I'm trying very hard to not die.
HIM: Tell me what you want ME: Running gear... HIM: No!!! Tell me what you want in bed ME: Oh! *gets in bed* running gear
I say "this is my running song" to about 20 songs
Kinda hate rest days but whatever
FACT: Treadmill time is the slowest increment of time known to man.
Do you ever try to breathe quieter while running up a hill so the others could not hear you fighting for your life?
Me: I'll increase my long run distance by 2 miles... How harder could it be? Also me:
That awkward moment running near a friends house when you want to text them "hey, can I poop in your bathroom real quick?"
I think it's weird how some days I feel skinny and some days I feel like a busted can of biscuits.
Here is your liquor store run reminder
Four stages of a man's life: 1. you believe in Santa 2. you don't believe in Santa 3. you are Santa 4. you look like Santa
My manager: Why is your entire IG story videos of you running after you told me you were too sick to get up and work this morning? Me: .....
"I am a runner. Your approval is not needed." ~ Eliud Kipchoge
At mile 20 I thought I was dead. At mile 22 I wished I was dead. At mile 24 I knew I was dead. At mile 26.2 I realized I had become too tough to kill.
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