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Half of y'all wanted this weather cause you thought you were gonna do more running. Now look at you, not running and cold
ME: I'm so out of shape HUSBAND: you just ran 22 miles three days ago.
It's not bragging when I tell you how many miles I ran today. It's so you don't judge when I devour the whole bag of chips.
If you don't like me and still watch everything i do... Bitch, you are a fan!
The air hurts my face. Why am I living where the air hurts my face??
Person who doesn’t run, “Sure, you run marathons, but at what pace?” Me, “Suicide Pace.”
Me: omg so sorry just saw your text, crazy day Actually me:
I don't run through injury – that would be stupid. I simply refuse to believe the injury exists. That's tooootally different
Now I be like "oh shit I forgot my mask" like I'm Batman or something
Difficulty sitting on a toilet? Dread even the sight of stairs? Difficulty getting out of bed? Difficulty walking? DIAGNOSIS: Ran a Marathon!
We all know a goofy fun person w/a horrible temper and anger issues
I miss my crazy bitches
I don't know who needs to hear this but Quarantine Rules are Airport Rules, have a drink at 9am if you want too
Girl when first meeting me: "How are you out of shape when you run all the time?" *watches me eat* Her: "Ah"
I always run negative splits when I train. I go out too fast and feel real negative on the last split.
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