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I won't quit. But I will cuss the whole time.
Yesterday's happy hour is today's fuck, fuck, fuck
Hurry, I have to find another porta-tree.
The marathon wall is a myth they said. You'll be fine they said.
I hate when people ask me what I'm doing over the weekend because "running 10-20 miles" makes me sound boring AND cocky at the same time.
You might be a runner if your new best friend is someone you just met on the race course.
imagine not liking me back....me....a beautiful intelligent hilarious phenomenal runner... tragic
Does this shirt make my butt look fast?
Mimosas - a socially acceptable way to start partying after a long run or race. At breakfast.
So if I go running on weekdays just to burn enough calories to make up for my drinking on weekends, does that make me a runner or an alcoholic?
Me: I'm gonna start having more fun on weekends, life is too short *Me on weekends -after a long run*
If everyone strapped on 50 lb weights, I'd be the fast one!
Any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad.
Ran my first marathon... Not to be dramatic but one of the hardest things I've ever had to do was get out of my bed this morning.
I want to delete all my socials and disappear but I'll be bored
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