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"I want buns of steel but I want buns of cinnamon more.."
You might have more talent than me, you might be smarter than me, you might be sexier than me... But if we get on the treadmill together, there's two things: You're getting off first, or I'm going to die. It's really that simple....
I just don't want to look back and think "I could've eaten that."
I bet when Cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one goes like "Man, you're such a Cheetah!" And they laugh and eat a zebra or whatever
Friends don't let friends do long runs alone.
Just ice it... You'll be fine. Said every runner ever.
When you cut your weekly mileage before a race, is it normal to want to cut a bitch too?
Shout out to the runners who haven't felt okay lately, but get up everyday and refuse to quit. Stay strong.
Now I be like "oh shit I forgot my mask" like I'm Batman or something
Me stepping out the door, ready to burn 240 calories after consuming 12,700 over the weekend
When you thought you ran over an animal but it was just a jogger
If you don't like me and still watch everything i do... Bitch, you are a fan!
One day you're a teenager and the next you realize you've been trying to get into Western States for the last 15 years
Most of being a runner in 90F weather is whispering "f*ck this" while going for a run anyway
I was in a running store today and this girl walked in, looked at me and went "hello, where are the Nike Alphafly Next%?" like girl I don't work here but aisle 8
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