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Every guy thinks every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy... Pshhh, every girl's dream is to eat without getting fat!
My 3 favorite things about running: 1. Not needing to talk to anybody 2. Not needing to smell anybody 3. Being alone
I don't always pay $160 for shoes. But when I do, they're for running.
Him: no bae ur the only one I talk to His DMs:
Dear liver, This 'working from home' will be rough, stay strong
Me: I need to save money this month Also me: if they're on sale it's meant to be
Medals don't impress me.... Unless they are my medals
When you cut your weekly mileage before a race, is it normal to want to cut a bitch too?
THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE 1. Birth 2. What the fuck is this 3. Thank God for running 4. Death
I run to get away from my wife, only problem is, she always catches up!
yo I accidentally made my running circle so small that it's only me
Does anyone else whisper "what the f*ck" to themselves at least 57 times in the first two miles or is it just me
Yeah, there's a 8 year old ahead of me but he doesn't get beer after the race
Do you ever get really motivated to do something and you get really excited about it and then when you get home you're like nah.. I'll just go for a run!
You know you
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