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When we're young, we sneak out of our houses to go to parties. When we're old, we sneak out of the parties to go home.
A real running friend is someone who has a picture of you that could ruin your whole future and reputation
You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over five boroughs just for a medal, t-shirt, and a beer. Welcome to the insanity !!
Yeah sex is great but have you ever finished a run exactly on 5.0 miles?
Runners anniversary gifts are always in metals.
SEVERE COLD WEATHER WARNING * people are being told to stay inside unless going out is completely necessary * runners are being told to wear a hat
In order to kick ass you must first lift up your foot.
Dear treadmill, I hate you.. but I need you. Relationships are complicated.
You might be a runner if... you take words such as badass, insane, freak, beast, crazy, and obsessed as compliments
I don't know who needs to hear this, but if your dog is fat, you ain't getting enough exercise
I hate when I say I wanna lose weight and people say "you could quit drinking". Like... ok, I could quit eating too but let's be realistic about this.
Remember when teachers used to say "You won't have a calculator everywhere you go." Well, we showed them.
If you don't like me and still watch everything i do... Bitch, you are a fan!
Kinda hate rest days but whatever
Just slung my t-shirt off and threw in on the other side of the room where there are already 3 other t-shirts.. If my math is right, it's Thursday.
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