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Them: "you don't look like a runner" Me: "ok so what do you want me to do"
Me: I'll increase my long run distance by 2 miles... How harder could it be? Also me:
No headphones = You can talk to me. One headphone = You can talk to me ...if I like you. Two headphones = F@*k off.
**scrolling through my own IG page** Me: NOW THIS IS THE TYPE OF CONTENT I WANT TO SEE
What's more painful than running on the treadmill? Earphones with only one side working.
You know you're a runner when... you finished 10 miles and you don't brag to your friends because it's not a big deal anymore.
4.89 miles is NOT 5 miles, so I run around the block again.
You know you'd better pick up the pace when a Banana is on your tail... and gaining
Does anyone actually know what you're supposed to do when people are yelling "You're almost there" at mile 5 in a marathon?
I'm always weirdly proud when my pee is clear. Like, hell yea, I'm so damn hydrated!
A road never seems hilly until you decide to run up it.
Your soulmate is the person who can tolerate you when you haven't had your run.
Better sore than sorry!!!
You gotta hang around winners... so your wins don't sound like you're bragging
I miss my crazy bitches
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