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Woke up in running clothes..... I really admire drunk me and her ambitions.
You never know what I have up my sleeve on race day. Today, for example, it was a dryer sheet
Me in middle school: Fakes sick to get out of running the mile in gym class. Me now: Pays to run 13.1 miles.
No headphones = You can talk to me. One headphone = You can talk to me ...if I like you. Two headphones = F@*k off.
You might be an ultrarunner if. . . you actually know how far 100 kilometers is.
Running an ultra-marathon is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane.
I run because I love my body. And carbs. I really love carbs.
When you're at a normal people party... and no one wants to talk about the marathon you're training for.
They say the best things take time. That's why I always run slow.
Running is the only time my mind is quiet. Probably because I'm focusing on not falling down.
Not sure if I'm out of shape... or I just suck.
A true running friend... Waits for you when you need to take a dump mid-run.
Me: I'm exhausted Fitbit: You've run 0.08 miles
It's the freaking weekend, baby I'm about to do 12 loads of laundry.
"I don't need another drink" - said not me last night
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