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I plan on having such an awesome run, Morgan Freeman should narrate it.
I need an alert on my phone to tell me when my endorphin cup is running low, so I don't unnecessarily lose my sh*t on someone.
The Hunger Games pretty much sums up my life. Not the movie, just the title.
Running is for a certain body type: people with bodies.
Honestly blows my mind sometimes how one can be so active but still have a meh body. Probably has to do with my justifying things like pizza because I ran 10 miles or something like that
GPS : Connected Me : then f*cking act like it
Learn a lesson from your dog: No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that shit and move on.
Me: treat yo'self Bank Account: DO NOT TREAT YO'SELF
Four stages of a man's life: 1. you believe in Santa 2. you don't believe in Santa 3. you are Santa 4. you look like Santa
Remember when teachers used to say "You won't have a calculator everywhere you go." Well, we showed them.
Hey I just wanted to say that nobody from this group is going to heaven. Just so you all know,..
Got twisted in a sweaty sports bra today... my whole life flashed before my eyes... I honestly thought I was gonna be stuck like that till I died of dehydration or something.
I used to be able to drink all weekend. Now, a night of drinking requires more recovery time than my last marathon.
Whenever I see someone running faster than me I say "They're not going as far"
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
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