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When everybody at the family function refers to running as "that jogging thingy you do"
I might wake up early and go running. I also might wake up and win the lottery. The odds are about the same.
Telling me I'm fast as f*ck isn't a compliment it's a FACT like thanks for having eyes bro
Running is a lot like shopping at Target. You intend to run only $30 5Ks and before you know it, you're registering for $175 marathons!
Wherever you
Being attracted to someone's pace is a real thing
3 things runners think of at the finish line; don't cramp, what is my signature pose, and don't cramp.
Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul: Not even their mom: FiTneSs iNFLuEnceR:  "A lot of you have been  asking me about my  gym routine.."
FACT: Treadmill time is  the slowest increment of  time known to man.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but if your dog is fat, you ain't getting enough exercise
Anyone else permanently going through  a lot lately?  "Thank you for entering the Chicago Marathon non-guaranteed  entry drawing. We regret to  inform you that..
A good run is a lot like a strong cup of coffee. It energizes you, revitalizes you..  And kinda makes you  wanna poop.
Not sure if I'm getting faster or just more confident!
**scrolling through my own IG page** Me: NOW THIS IS THE TYPE OF CONTENT I WANT TO SEE
When you're at a normal people party... and no one wants to talk about the marathon you're training for.
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