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The Beer Mile: A four-lap, four-beer race where boys become men and  men puke in the bleachers behind  the track.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but if your dog is fat, you ain't getting enough exercise
No suicidal shit but I think I'm ready  for a runcation
Reasons why I'm currently alive:  1. Running  2. Coffee  3. Wine
I have 2 moods: - overtraining - overeating
If your relationship still works... You could be training harder!!
PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons..  you must be soooo healthy! ME:  *caffeine-addicted* *chronically tired* *occasional binge-eating* *shin stress-fractures* "Haha yeah idk it's just a lifestyle at this point"
You have to give marathoners credit... There is no one else that runs  40 plus miles a week yet  still gain weight
Please ignore the faces I make  while running .
Snoop: 4/20 is over...   Danny Trejo: we up next baby 5/5  #CincoDeMayo
Running with someone with  the same pace as you is  actually important
*IT band still sore AF* No one: Ibuprofen: I got you babe
It's time to exercise and I'm still walking funny from my last workout.
The runner who finishes last... Is the one who gets the most value  out of their entry fee!!
I named my dog 5 Miles so I can tell people I walk 5 Miles every day.
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