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Four stages of a man's life: 1. you believe in Santa 2. you don't believe in Santa 3. you are Santa 4. you look like Santa
I guess the lockdown is over. May the best immune system win.
I workout because it's good for me. Also, because I like to eat. A lot.
Girl when first meeting me: "How are you out of shape when you run all the time?" *watches me eat* Her: "Ah"
No suicidal shit but I think I'm ready for a runcation
I know it's Monday... But where are we running next weekend?
When everybody at the family function refers to running as "that jogging thingy you do"
Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul: Not even their mom: FiTneSs iNFLuEnceR: "A lot of you have been asking me about my gym routine.."
Ok it's been 12 years now... I'm starting to think I'm not bloated.
It's one of those days where If I don't go for a run, you'll be lucky not to see me on the news.
It's ok buddy. The lady with the stroller passed me to.
Only runners will understand.. That nervous pee you get before a race even though you've already gone to the bathroom a million times...
Run like there's a hot guy in front of you & a creepy one behind you.
Not every run can make you happy. Running is not pizza.
Runners be like... Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself
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