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Marathon Training, DAY 57 If I woke up in the morning and nothing hurt, I would think I was dead.
Aging is not a disease. It's an opportunity.... To qualify for Boston!
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat.
"What do you think about while you're running?" "Walking."
Unexpected side effect of Taco Tuesday? Wet fart Wednesday...
Just when you thought your boobs couldn't get any smaller... RUNNING.
I still don't understand what a wine stopper is for.
I finally figured out my body type. It's hourglass with extra minutes...
Kinda wanna run a mile, kinda wanna eat 10 Tacos...
The only thing working harder than me during a run is my sports bra.
"I should stop running until that pain goes away." Said no runner ever.
Bikini season is right around the corner. Unfortunately so is the taco truck.
People think I'm laid back... I'm not. I'm just tired.
I've been trying to diet and work out but I've come to the realization that the only way I'm going to get "smokin' hot" is by being cremated
It's time to exercise and I'm still walking funny from my last workout.
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