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Me stepping out the door, ready to burn 240 calories after consuming 12,700 over the weekend
Running with someone with the same pace as you is actually important
I hate when people say you don't need alcohol to have fun. You don't need running shoes to run, but it f@*ken' helps.
First week back in the gym, don't watch the weights I'm lifting. Mind your own business
No one: Me: you want your present now?
Runner Girl Problems: Going to the running store to pick up one GU and coming back with two new outfits and shoes!
You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
1 run per week will make you quite fit. 2 runs per week are ok, but still weak. 3 runs per week will make sure you never get sick! 4 runs per week are just about it. 5 runs per week is more than you need. 6 runs per week is a little bi...
Today I had 1200 mg of caffeine, ran a virtual half on the treadmill, ate literally 80 pizza rolls, and did a facemask. The line between self care and self destruction is a fine one but god do I walk it hard brother
It's mad windy today.... Garbage is blowing everywhere... So watch out for your marathon PR
When I say "I'll see" to Friday night plans, 10/10 I'm not leaving my house. I might even ask "What time?" for decoration.
Tell me you're a runner without telling me you are a runner
Can't decide if I need a long run, a hug, a gallon of ice-cream, bottle of wine, or two weeks of sleep...
Why date a runner? Because you like being with people who LOOK like they'd be good in bed - but in reality, are usually too tired or injured to ACTUALLY be good in bed.
One day I will solve my problems with maturity. But until then, it will be with caffeine and a shitload of miles!
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