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Things will be better soon, hopefully.
Do sharks complain about Monday? NO. They are up early. Biting stuff. Chasing things. Being scary- reminding everyone they're a freaking shark !!!
Yesterday's happy hour is today's fuck, fuck, fuck
Just changed my Instagram name to "NO_ONE" so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say "NO_ONE liked your photo"
ME: I'm so out of shape HUSBAND: you just ran 22 miles three days ago.
Does anyone else see pictures from pre-rona marathons and get aroused
Literally just did an ab workout and I don’t have abs.... I’m sick of all the lies man
No one: Literally no one: Me: yeah i'm down for five
I love running I love running I love running I love running *I'm dying* I love running
Me stepping out the door, ready to burn 240 calories after consuming 12,700 over the weekend
First week back in the gym, don't watch the weights I'm lifting. Mind your own business
You mean I have to run back!!!!!!
I promise to stop talking about my marathon after I run my marathon
No one: Absolutely no one: My Apple Watch: breathe mf, BREATHE
ME: Can't. I'm exhausted from all the CrossFit this morning. HIM: It's pronounced 'Croissant'.. And how the hell did you eat the entire dozen?!
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