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Running helps me maintain my "never killed anyone" streak.
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing.... If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up to begin with.
ME: I'm so out of shape HUSBAND: you just ran 22 miles three days ago.
Some people can eat everything and not gain a pound. I click "Like" on a picture of pizza and gain 5 pounds.
The Dr. said "Rest, Ice, Compression, Elevation. And take these pills for pain." Then she asked if I had any questions.... I replied, "So can I run tomorrow?"
It's all fun & games till ... your jeans don't fit anymore.
Marry the one who buys you running shoes... They last longer than flowers.
Wherever you
Today I bought a cupcake without the sprinkles. Diets are hard.
Fitbit died... Not moving until it's charged.
Hate being hungover on Saturday and skipping your long run? Try drinking on Thursday!
You know it's cold outside when you trip over dog poop instead of stepping in it..
The air hurts my face. Why am I living where the air hurts my face??
Dear Mother Nature, get back on your meds, pop open a bottle of wine, and start thinking warm, happy thoughts...
I'm sorry if I don't wave or smile back at you while I'm running. It's just that I'm trying very hard to not die.
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