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I can't seem to organize my social  schedule but my race schedule is all sorted out for the  next 9 months!
People who leave the house with low battery don't fear anything
I used to be able to drink all weekend. Now, a night of drinking requires more recovery time than my last marathon!
Most of being a runner in 90F weather  is whispering "f*ck this" while going for a run anyway
Dear treadmill, I hate you.. but I need you. Relationships are complicated.
You know you'd better pick up the pace when a Banana is on your tail... and gaining
I wish everything was as easy as  getting fat
If you see me running more than usual that means I have a lot of stuff I need to be doing and I'm trying  to avoid doing it
I hate when people ask me what I'm  doing over the weekend because  "running 10-20 miles" makes me  sound boring AND cocky  at the same time.
How do you say
When I post a run selfie,  I am not bragging.  I am assuring my loved  ones that I am still alive!
How can you tell if someone ran a marathon? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Petition to start parties at 5:45 so  i can be in bed by 8:30.... Marathon season is upon us !!
A minute after pressing snooze = 0.03 seconds.  A minute on the treadmill = 3 million yrs
A banana is 105 Calories. A glass of Prosecco is 80. Choose wisely.
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