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I miss hating the summer heat.
Ugh.... January. This whole month is just a giant Monday
I bet when Cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one goes like "Man, you're suck a Cheetah!" And they laugh and eat a zebra or whatever.
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat.
I need an alert on my phone to tell me when my endorphin cup is running low, so I don't unnecessarily lose my sh*t on someone.
My two moods: 1. Runner's high 2. I'll cut you
Reasons why I'm currently alive: 1. Running 2. Coffee 3. Wine
The best ab exercise is walking... Walking away from the kitchen.
I might wake up early and go running. I also might wake up and win the lottery. The odds are about the same.
I'm always weirdly proud when my pee is clear. Like, hell yea, I'm so damn hydrated!
You know you're a runner when... You don't drink, you hydrate. You don't eat, you carb up. You don't rest, you taper. You don't work out, you train. Foam roll is a verb.
I've decided I'll never get down to my original weight. I'm okay with that. After all, 6 lb 4 oz is just not realistic.
I don
Wouldn't it be so great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free ...and three sizes smaller?
WARNING. I'm exercising, eating right and watching my alcohol intake.. Which means I'm sober, I'm cranky and I'm sore. So proceed with caution.
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