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7 billion people in this world and I'd choose a parkrun over 6,999,999,997  of them
Black Friday Warning The most important things in life  aren't things
Thanks for the running advice, hon.  I'll remember that next time I'm slower than you.
Due to coronavirus my summer body  will be postponed until 2021. Thank you for your understanding
Sometimes you need an early morning  run, sometimes you need an orgasm  and 3 expresso shots
A banana is 105 Calories. A glass of Prosecco is 80. Choose wisely.
The temperature outside is above 1
No one: Literally no one:  Me:  yeah i'm down for five
If you believed me when I said  I'm not going to drink after my run,   that's on you
Running is a lot like shopping at Target. You intend to run only $30 5Ks and before you know it, you're registering for $175 marathons!
2 rest days in a row..  Omigawd I'm gonna be so  out of shape !!
3 things runners think of at the finish line; don't cramp, what is my signature pose, and don't cramp.
Anyone else feel personally attacked  by the non-runners when they ask  "Did you win it" after a marathon?
Trying to decide if I should run my  feelings today or eat them
When people ask me what I do for fun... STRUGGLE.
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