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Doc: I recommend six to eight weeks of rest and rehab My inner-voice: "double down on Motrin and buy an extra knee brace"
It's not bragging when I tell you how many miles I ran today. It's so you don't judge when I devour the whole bag of chips.
When you wake up with throat pain and cough in the morning "My time has come"
Not sure if I'm out of shape or I just suck
Instagram and Facebook are down?!? Now how will people know we ran the 5k Turkey Trot today??
Person who doesn’t run, “Sure, you run marathons, but at what pace?” Me, “Suicide Pace.”
Only runners will understand.... That nervous pee you get before a race even though you've already gone to the bathroom a million times...
Friend: I'm so happy it finally feels like summer... Me after 0.2 miles: *I wish I could put my titties in a ponytail*
You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over five boroughs just for a medal, t-shirt, and a beer. Welcome to the insanity !!
You know you're an ultra runner when someone asks you how long your run is going to be this weekend and you respond in days and not hours.
Every time I go for a midday run in the park on my day off, I see an unexpectedly large number of people doing the same thing, and immediately start wondering what the f*ck all these people do for a living.
Some running friends really make you wonder how you got lucky enough to meet them
You know you're a runner... when you see another person running and get jealous.
I used to be able to drink all weekend. Now, a night of drinking requires more recovery time than my last marathon.
"I'm only here to close my rings." –Eliud Kipchoge
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