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3 things runners think of at the finish line; don't cramp, what is my signature pose, and don't cramp.
When people ask me what I do for fun... STRUGGLE.
If you believed me when I said I'm not going to drink after my run, that's on you
Sometimes you need an early morning run, sometimes you need an orgasm and 3 expresso shots
I better get that buckle--I'll need it to hold up my pants by the end of the month!
Me before the run: ugh this is gonna be a tough one Me during the run: ugh this IS a tough one Me after the run: I'M A MF BEAST WHO CAN DO ANYTHING
No one: Literally no one: Me: yeah i'm down for five
FACT: Treadmill time is the slowest increment of time known to man.
You know you're a runner when... you can run six miles nonstop and still feel out of shape.
I workout because it's good for me. Also, because I like to eat. A lot.
I don't always pay $160 for shoes. But when I do, they're for running.
Black Friday Warning The most important things in life aren't things
2 rest days in a row.. Omigawd I'm gonna be so out of shape !!
People who leave the house with low battery don't fear anything
A banana is 105 Calories. A glass of Prosecco is 80. Choose wisely.
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