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So if I go running on weekdays just to burn enough calories to make up for my drinking on weekends, does that make me a runner or an alcoholic?
Person who doesn’t run, “Sure, you run marathons, but at what pace?” Me, “Suicide Pace.”
Runners are a bit like dogs, really. We're all happy once we've: • had a run around • been fed • had a nap • had a good poo
Ripping off your mask when you get back in the car is the new taking off your bra when you get home
No one: Literally no one: Me: yeah i'm down for five
Shoutout to my immune system
The temperature outside is above 1
Sometimes you need an early morning run, sometimes you need an orgasm and 3 expresso shots
7 billion people in this world and I'd choose a parkrun over 6,999,999,997 of them
Anyone else feel personally attacked by the non-runners when they ask "Did you win it" after a marathon?
If you believed me when I said I'm not going to drink after my run, that's on you
Friends don't let friends do long runs alone.
"I should stop running until that pain goes away." Said no runner ever.
Thanks for the running advice, hon. I'll remember that next time I'm slower than you.
Guess who's coming to dinner? With #100miles1month, that would be me. Get your own dinner.
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