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Unexpected side effect of Taco Tuesday? ...Wet fart Wednesday.
My fitness goal for 2019 is to get down to what I told the DMW I weigh.
You never realize how little self control u have until chips and salsa in front of you at the Mexican restaurant.
I'd rather be the slowest runner in a race anytime, than a spectator for a lifetime!
No matter how good you feel on your run... There will always be a woman pushing a stroller that's running faster than you.
What's worse than running 1.79 miles and realizing you didn't turn on your GPS watch?????? NOTHING.
On the treadmill like, "got 40 mins left... that's two 20 min halves... just gotta get through 10 mins, 4 times."
HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Cheers to the people who love us, to the losers who lost us, and to the lucky bastards who get to meet us!
I have blisters on both feet, I might have a stress fracture on my left foot, and my legs are so sore it hurts to walk.. But I got a shiny medal saying I finished the 2018GoldChallenge... Which is nice!!
I ran... and my house is clean. One of these is a lie.
A banana is 105 Calories. A glass of Prosecco is 80. Choose wisely.
You know who NEVER says "running is really hard on your joints"? People who actually run.
My jeans say "NO MORE CHRISTMAS GOODIES" but my leggings are like "WE GOT YOU, GURRRL"
Only runners will understand.. That nervous pee you get before a race even though you've already gone to the bathroom a million times...
I wish menus would list mile equivalents rather than calories. Like, if you eat that cheesecake, go ahead and add another 10 miles to your run.
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