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Finding that new pace you never knew you had when you realize you have a spectator.
A few people who teased me back in  High School and Middle School actually follow me on social media now.....  And I just wanna say y'all  look a fuckin' mess
Sometimes you need an early morning  run, sometimes you need an orgasm  and 3 expresso shots
A banana is 105 Calories. A glass of Prosecco is 80. Choose wisely.
3 Cupcakes = 534 Cal = 5 miles  I could give up cupcakes,  but I'm not a quitter.
When people ask me what I do for fun... STRUGGLE.
Bro... She's looking.  Hurry, pick up the pace!
I hate when people say you don't need alcohol to have fun. You don't need  running shoes to run, but it f@*ken' helps.
Half of y'all wanted this weather cause you thought you were gonna do more  running. Now look at you,  not running and cold
You know you're a runner when.....  you HATE when training runs don't  end EXACTLY on a whole number..  But for some reason, you  have NO PROBLEM with  the numbers13.1 and 26.2
Singing out loud while listening to  music during a run is the ultimate form of self care
Anyone else feel personally attacked  by the non-runners when they ask  "Did you win it" after a marathon?
Finally figured out the reason I look so bad in pictures at running events.  It's my face.
When you let rip an  absolute cheek-slapping  fart and your stomach  ache goes away
I always run negative splits when I  train. I go out too fast and feel real negative on the last split.
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