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A banana is 105 Calories. A glass of Prosecco is 80. Choose wisely.
I'm a homebody but DAMN... I did like going one or two places
So if I go running on weekdays just to burn enough calories to make up for my drinking on weekends, does that make me a runner or an alcoholic?
Don't trust runners who don't have to pee before a race
If I'm pausing my Garmin during a run just to reply to you, you won. Don't ever question my loyalty
Being a runner is mf expensive
M goals for this summer: 1. Get back the lean, athletic body I had before the injury. 2. Stop calling getting fat and out of shape "the injury".
Peeing on a run with friends is such a bonding moment
Is it just me or did EVERYONE just say fuck the rona this week? Lol
Yesterday's happy hour is today's fuck, fuck, fuck
ME: Can't. I'm exhausted from all the CrossFit this morning. HIM: It's pronounced 'Croissant'.. And how the hell did you eat the entire dozen?!
Person who doesn’t run, “Sure, you run marathons, but at what pace?” Me, “Suicide Pace.”
Four stages of a man's life: 1. you believe in Santa 2. you don't believe in Santa 3. you are Santa 4. you look like Santa
I love running I love running I love running I love running *I'm dying* I love running
Honey, if you think it's tough getting into a sport bra wait until you try to take it off after an hour of sweating
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