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Finally figured out the reason I look so bad in pictures at running events. It's my face.
You know you're a runner when..... you HATE when training runs don't end EXACTLY on a whole number.. But for some reason, you have NO PROBLEM with the numbers13.1 and 26.2
Don't come around my running group if you're sensitive. These mfs have no filter
Man I'm glad the stores are about to open... I was trying on running shoes at Target
Happy birthday to someone old enough to remember what it was like to run without a GPS watch.
"I should stop running until that pain goes away." Said no runner ever.
If I sign up for a virtual race then the virus has won
If I had a dime for every mile I
I finally figured out my body type. It's hourglass with extra minutes...
When you let rip an absolute cheek-slapping fart and your stomach ache goes away
When you wake up with throat pain and cough in the morning "My time has come"
Here's the deal: I will absolutely NOT sign up for another race unless someone spends two whole minutes pressuring me
Person who doesn’t run, “Sure, you run marathons, but at what pace?” Me, “Suicide Pace.”
The worst thing about getting hurt during a run... is figuring out how the f@*k you're gonna get home.
Unexpected side effect of Taco Tuesday? Wet fart Wednesday.
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