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When you've started your run... And your iPod battery is low.
ME: Can't. I'm exhausted from all the CrossFit this morning. HIM: It's pronounced 'Croissant'.. And how the hell did you eat the entire dozen?!
Keep running. And make someone smile every day. But never forget that you are someone too.
Just once I would like to make it through an entire hill workout without having a WTF moment.
I have blisters on both feet, I might have a stress fracture on my left foot, and my legs are so sore it hurts to walk.. But I got a shiny medal saying I finished the race... Which is nice!
A few people who teased me back in High School and Middle School actually follow me on social media now..... And I just wanna say y'all look a fuckin' mess
Putting my PBs up for adoption because I can't raise them
Dear treadmill, I hate you.. but I need you. Relationships are complicated.
If I sign up for a virtual race then the virus has won
I finally figured out my body type. It's hourglass with extra minutes...
Just changed my Instagram name to "NO_ONE" so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say "NO_ONE liked your photo"
Honey, if you think it's tough getting into a sport bra wait until you try to take it off after an hour of sweating
I used to be able to drink all weekend. Now, a night of drinking requires more recovery time than my last marathon.
I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a f*cking lady.
ME: I'm so out of shape HUSBAND: you just ran 22 miles three days ago.
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