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Here's the deal: I will absolutely NOT sign up for another race unless someone spends two whole minutes pressuring me
Just once I would like to make it through an entire hill workout without having a WTF moment.
Nachos are just tacos that don't have their life together.
ME: Can't. I'm exhausted from all the CrossFit this morning. HIM: It's pronounced 'Croissant'.. And how the hell did you eat the entire dozen?!
The worst thing about getting hurt during a run... is figuring out how the f@*k you're gonna get home.
You mean I have to run back!!!!!!
I don't know why other athletes bite their medals, but I do know runners are hungry and we will eat anything
I think it's weird how some days I feel skinny and some days I feel like a busted can of biscuits.
Unexpected side effect of Taco Tuesday? Wet fart Wednesday...
When we're young, we sneak out of our houses to go to parties. When we're old, we sneak out of the parties to go home.
He says he wants a girl with personality but gets mad when I give him several?! Lol ok ungrateful
Dear treadmill, I hate you.. but I need you. Relationships are complicated.
Behind every strong person is a story that gave them no choice.
It's okay if your form falls apart while running uphill... Tacos fall apart and we still love them.
Happy birthday to someone old enough to remember what it was like to run without a GPS watch.
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