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ME:  I'm so out of shape HUSBAND:  you just ran 22 miles three days ago.
He says he wants a girl with personality  but gets mad when I give him several?!  Lol ok ungrateful
NOTHING irritates a masked walker  like an unmasked runner
I don't know why other athletes bite  their medals, but I do know runners are hungry and we will eat anything
Tangerines are oranges that didn't  want it bad enough.  DON'T BE A TANGERINE!!!
Singing out loud while listening to  music during a run is the ultimate form of self care
For runners, Sunday is a day of rest... The rest of the laundry, the rest of the house work and the rest of all the other stuff we can't be bothered  to do during weekdays.
Me before the run: ugh this  is gonna be a tough one Me during the run: ugh  this IS a tough one Me after the run: I'M A  MF BEAST WHO CAN  DO ANYTHING
If you believed me when I said  I'm not going to drink after my run,   that's on you
I run like the wind!  OK, more like a breeze right now.. But, I STILL RUN!!
Doc: I recommend six to eight  weeks  of rest and rehab My inner-voice: "double down on Motrin  and buy an extra knee brace"
You know you're a runner when.....  you HATE when training runs don't  end EXACTLY on a whole number..  But for some reason, you  have NO PROBLEM with  the numbers13.1 and 26.2
RUNNING STATISTIC 78% of runners correct their form when  they see a runner of the opposite sex heading towards them
You mean I have to run back!!!!!!
If I had a dime for every mile I
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