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It's all fun & games till your jeans don't fit anymore
Happy Thanksgiving! Don't forget to set your scales back 10 lbs tonight!!
I know I said I wanted to get fit. But I'm hungry.
RIP to all the boobs lost to running. You will be truly missed.
Forgot to stretch after my run yesterday. That makes it 6 years in a row now
Scientific research suggests that runners lose both their sense of personal space and smell after completing a race.
Turkey Trot: a race before a Thanksgiving meal that burns the equivalent of 6 oz of turkey. Wait, what? Only 6 oz of Turkey! That's it??
Talents: 1. Eating 2. Running 3. Signing up for races *Not necessarily in that order
Ok, fine. I'll run. But I'm going to complain the whole time!
There's no place like home. To poop.
I run because I don't have enough self control to stop emotional eating.
Trying to make protein shakes.... But they keep coming out as margaritas.
*Chafing the dream*
I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can't have anymore food and I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment.
I promise to stop talking about my marathon after I run my marathon.
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