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Ripping off your mask when you get  back in the car is the new taking off your bra when you get home
Man I'm glad the stores are about to open... I was trying on running shoes at Target
I don't mean to complain but I just  really feel like I should be a Nike sponsored runner by now.
How do you say
I used to be able to drink all weekend. Now, a night of drinking requires more recovery time than my last marathon!
Apart from being exhausted, financially unstable and nearing a mental    breakdown, training is    going great thanks.
It's okay if your form falls apart while running uphill... Tacos fall apart and we still love them.
I hate when people ask me what I'm  doing over the weekend because  "running 10-20 miles" makes me  sound boring AND cocky  at the same time.
Not sure if I need a puppy or  a runcation or a candle lit bath or  a new tattoo or a shopping  spree or just a movie  night in bed
WARNING. I'm exercising, eating right  and watching my alcohol intake.. Which means I'm sober, I'm cranky and I'm  sore. So proceed with caution.
No offense but Eliud Kipchoge is  faster than you
It's okay if your form falls apart while  running uphill... Tacos fall apart and we  still love them
when u wake up to ZERO kudos and  realize your last run meant nothing  to anyone else
PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons..  you must be soooo healthy!  ME: *caffeine-addicted*  *chronically tired*  *occasional binge-eating*  *shin stress-fractures*  "Haha yeah idk it's just  a lifestyle at this point"
You have to give marathoners credit... There is no one else that runs 40 plus miles a week yet still gain weight
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