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A good run is a lot like a strong cup of coffee. It energizes you, revitalizes you.. And kinda makes you wanna poop.
**Trying to budget my monthly expenses** Car: $300 Phone: $120 Things related to running and racing: $3,950 Utilities: $150
When it comes to Saturdays, I'm either running a million miles or I'm not leaving my bed. There is no in between.
30s may be the new 20s but 9pm is the new midnight
Running helps me maintain my "never killed anyone" streak.
I had a plain Greek yogurt this morning,then a salad for lunch. Then I came home and ate the entire kitchen.
You know you
According to my pace time and "real" runners, I am a jogger.
During sex you burn as many calories as running for 5 miles. "Who the f*ck runs five miles in 30 seconds??"
You know you
What do we call people who don't like Halloween? Boring, we call them boring.
I can run a freakin' marathon... ...but I can't find my bed under the piles of laundry.
Four stages of a man's life: 1. you believe in Santa 2. you don't believe in Santa 3. you are Santa 4. you look like Santa
I wish menus would list mile equivalents rather than calories. Like, if you eat that cheesecake, go ahead and add another 10 miles to your run.
The miracle isn't that I finished. The miracle is that I had the courage to start.
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