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Commit to the spit!
Does anyone actually know what you're supposed to do when people are yelling "You're almost there" at mile 5 in a marathon?
When it comes to Saturdays, I'm either running a million miles or I'm not leaving my bed. There is no in between.
Don't trust runners who don't have to pee before a race
Me: *sits for 1 minute* No one: Literally no one: My Garmin: MOVE!!
Next time someone asks you how much you weigh, tell them on hundred and sexy.
my date: "so u run 5k marathons, huh" me: "i think you should leave"
People who tell you it's too cold to run outside are the kind of negativity you don't need in your life
I say "this is my running song" to about 20 songs
You know who NEVER says 'running is really hard on your joints'? People who actually run.
PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons.. you must be soooo healthy! ME: *caffeine-addicted* *chronically tired* *occasional binge-eating* *shin stress-fractures* "Haha yeah idk it's just a lifestyle at this point"
What do we call people who don't like Halloween? Boring, we call them boring.
The only thing I throwback on a Thursday is a glass of wine.
You might have more talent than me, you might be smarter than me, you might be sexier than me... But if we get on the treadmill together, there's two things: You're getting off first, or I'm going to die. It's really that simple....
Competition or no competition.. still bustin' my butt every damn day.
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