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I hate when people ask me what I'm doing over the weekend because "running 10-20 miles" makes me sound boring AND cocky at the same time.
PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons.. you must be soooo healthy! ME: *caffeine-addicted* *chronically tired* *occasional binge-eating* *shin stress-fractures* "Haha yeah idk it's just a lifestyle at this point"
How do you say
Here's a running meme that won't offend anyone
"Everything negative –pressure, challenges– is all an opportunity for me to rise." –KOBE BRYANT (1978-2020)
when u wake up to ZERO kudos and realize your last run meant nothing to anyone else
Just wanted to let you know that is NOT okay to run and then NOT post about it on social
No offense but Eliud Kipchoge is faster than you
Apart from being exhausted, financially unstable and nearing a mental breakdown, training is going great thanks
Sometimes you need an early morning run, sometimes you need an orgasm and 3 expresso shots
Nachos are just tacos that don't have their life together.
My fitness goal for 2019 is to get down to what I told the DMW I weigh.
Unexpected side effect of Taco Tuesday? Wet fart Wednesday...
Every time I go for a midday run in the park on my day off, I see an unexpectedly large number of people doing the same thing, and immediately start wondering what the f*ck all these people do for a living.
I can't seem to organize my social schedule but my race schedule is all sorted out for the next 9 months!
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