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No one: Me tasting my own food: "Bro you've outdone yourself this time"
Apart from being exhausted, financially unstable and nearing a mental breakdown, training is going great thanks.
I used to be able to drink all weekend. Now, a night of drinking requires more recovery time than my last marathon!
She asked me to tell her those three words that every girl wants to hear. So I said "Buy the shoes!"
I hate when people ask me what I'm doing over the weekend because "running 10-20 miles" makes me sound boring AND cocky at the same time.
Shutout to the guy who shouted that I was "f*cking flying" while doing my hill session this morning. This is the sort of positivity we all need looooool
Do sharks complain about Monday? NO. They are up early. Biting stuff. Chasing things. Being scary- reminding everyone they're a freaking shark !!!
"Everything negative –pressure, challenges– is all an opportunity for me to rise." –KOBE BRYANT (1978-2020)
When I say "I'll see" to Friday night plans, 10/10 I'm not leaving my house. I might even ask "What time?" for decoration.
Nachos are just tacos that don't have their life together.
when u wake up to ZERO kudos and realize your last run meant nothing to anyone else
PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons.. you must be soooo healthy! ME: *caffeine-addicted* *chronically tired* *occasional binge-eating* *shin stress-fractures* "Haha yeah idk it's just a lifestyle at this point"
RAA (runners anonymous association) "Hi, my name is Bob and I have been running for 8 months." "Hello Bob."
My fitness goal for 2019 is to get down to what I told the DMW I weigh.
I can't seem to organize my social schedule but my race schedule is all sorted out for the next 9 months!
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