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Instagram and Facebook are down?!? Now how will people know we ran the 5k Turkey Trot today??
When I say "I'll see" to Friday night plans, 10/10 I'm not leaving my house. I might even ask "What time?" for decoration.
Nachos are just tacos that don't have their life together.
I guess the lockdown is over. May the best immune system win.
Anyone else struggle with whether to run the extra mile or actually wash their hair? Asking for a friend.
If you're feeling slow, just know that there's someone out there who's New Year resolution was to be able to race at your recovery pace
Might put the tree up and call it a year
When you let rip an absolute cheek-slapping fart and your stomach ache goes away
When I post a run selfie, I am not bragging. I am assuring my loved ones that I am still alive!
I went for a run but came back after two minutes because I forgot something.. I forgot I'm out of shape and can't run more than two minutes.
When it comes to Saturdays, I'm either running a million miles or I'm not leaving my bed. There is no in-between.
Unexpected side effect of Taco Tuesday? Wet fart Wednesday...
Sometimes you need an early morning run, sometimes you need an orgasm and 3 expresso shots
Me after finally deciding what to watch on Netflix
She believed she could. But it's "shelter-in-place" so she didn't
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