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If it weren't for me, you'd have no one to pass!
*Public Service Announcement* Every few days try ur jeans on just to make sure they still fit. Pajamas will have u believe all is well in the kingdom
Yeah, I have a diet... It's called RUNNING!
Difficulty sitting on a toilet? Dread even the sight of stairs? Difficulty getting out of bed? Difficulty walking? DIAGNOSIS: ran a marathon!
Me: Should I sign up for another race? Brain: No Wallet: No Legs: No Me: Sold!
Took me an hour and a half of motivational self-talk to make it to the gym for a treadmill run that lasted 44 seconds. How's your day going
Here's the deal: I will absolutely NOT sign up for another race unless someone spends two whole minutes pressuring me
PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons.. you must be soooo healthy! ME: *caffeine-addicted* *chronically tired* *occasional binge-eating* *shin stress-fractures* "Haha yeah idk it's just a lifestyle at this point"
Unexpected side effect of Taco Tuesday? Wet fart Wednesday...
The truth is you can always run faster but sometimes the truth hurts.
The only thing I throwback on a Thursday is a glass of wine.
One day I will solve my problems with maturity. But until then, it will be with caffeine and a shitload of miles!
Races that offer beer should offer it for every mile you run... I would definitely have a running problem.
Every time I go for a midday run in the park on my day off, I see an unexpectedly large number of people doing the same thing, and immediately start wondering what the f*ck all these people do for a living.
A good run is a lot like a strong cup of coffee. It energizes you, revitalizes you, and kinda makes you wanna poop.
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