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You might be a runner if... you take words such as badass, insane, freak, beast, crazy, and obsessed as compliments
Difficulty sitting on a toilet? Dread even the sight of stairs? Difficulty getting out of bed? Difficulty walking? DIAGNOSIS: Ran a Marathon!
Trying to get in shape... Maybe running 5 days a week, it's often called "OBSESSIVE"... So sitting at home watching TV 7 days a week isn't?
Me: "I'm just going to relax and enjoy a quiet evening at home" *Mainly because I spent all my money on running gear and virtual races*
Currently enjoying four and a half inches of fresh snow. Or as many men say, "about 7 inches"
Running involves buying a LOT more lube than I ever imagined possible.
You know you're a runner when... You can say things like "I'm just running an easy 6 miler today" and you really mean it.
Things I don't feel like doing after a marathon: MOVING
Can't decide if I need a long run, a hug, a gallon of ice-cream, bottle of wine, or two weeks of sleep...
I'd run a lot faster if I didn't have to pee.
"every girl's dream is to get married" no lol, every girl's dream is to run Boston
**Trying to budget my monthly expenses** Car: $300 Phone: $120 Things related to running and racing: $3,950 Utilities: $150
Anyone else reached that age where you gain weight if you breathe
Me: *sits for 1 minute* No one: Literally no one: My Garmin: MOVE!!
Mimosas - a socially acceptable way to start partying after a long run or race. At breakfast.
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