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I ran today. Wash your hands before you Like my post.... I'm not taking any chances
Me: "I'm just going to relax and enjoy a quiet evening at home" *Mainly because I spent all my money on running gear and virtual races*
Science: The human body needs 8 hours of sleep to function properly Me on 3 hours of sleep: We run at dawn b!tches!
Running is a pain in the ass, but damn, it sure gives me a nice one
How can you tell if someone ran a marathon? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
I plan on having such an awesome run, Morgan Freeman should narrate it.
The only thing working harder than me during a run is my sports bra.
I have blisters on both feet, I might have a stress fracture on my left foot, and my legs are so sore it hurts to walk.. But I got a shiny medal saying I finished the race... Which is nice!
I'd run a lot faster if I didn't have to pee.
When you think you have been running for 4 hours and you look down and it's been 17 minutes...
Do sharks complain about Monday? NO. They are up early. Biting stuff. Chasing things. Being scary- reminding everyone they're a freaking shark !!!
Competition or no competition.. still bustin' my butt every damn day.
Every time I go for a midday run in the park on my day off, I see an unexpectedly large number of people doing the same thing, and immediately start wondering what the f*ck all these people do for a living.
I run for a cause . . . . . . 'Cause I like medals.
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