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If everyone strapped on 50 lb weights, I'd be the fast one!
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat
SEVERE COLD WEATHER WARNING * people are being told to stay inside unless going out is completely necessary * runners are being told to wear a hat
PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons.. you must be soooo healthy! ME: *caffeine-addicted* *chronically tired* *occasional binge-eating* *shin stress-fractures* "Haha yeah idk it's just a lifestyle at this point"
Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you.
Gotta train your mind not to give a f*ck... even if your legs do
Tag the person you have the best running memories with
I don't care if it's lonely at the top. It was lonely at the bottom
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat.
Fun Runs: Where dressing like peopleofwalmart.com is encouraged!
Peeing on a run with friends is such a bonding moment
I like all of the things about running, like eating carbs, being cheered on, and wearing comfortable shoes.
There's no place like home. To poop.
I don't know why other athletes bite their medals, but I do know runners are hungry and we will eat anything
Me: *gets asked how I'm doing at work* My brain: Don't say it. Don't say it. Me: Living the dream
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