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Running involves buying a LOT more lube than I ever imagined possible.
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat.
Science: The human body needs 8 hours of sleep to function properly Me on 3 hours of sleep: We run at dawn b!tches!
Trying to get in shape... Maybe running 5 days a week, it's often called "OBSESSIVE"... So sitting at home watching TV 7 days a week isn't?
Does anyone remember that time when ur body just worked? Like, just on its own? No pills, no scheduled exercise, no caffeine, no planned hydration, no stretching, no specific diet –you just woke up and boom, that sh!t was good to...
That "uhh ooh" feeling when you're winded by your warm-up!!
Please take your Garmin or Coros watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. You look like a spy kid
Can you imagine how in shape I'd be if I exercise regularly and watch my calories closely I'm not gonna do it but can you imagine
I plan on having such an awesome run, Morgan Freeman should narrate it.
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
My favorite "stretch" after a run...
I don't even get disappointed anymore when races are cancelled... I just be like "aw again? Ok."
Be nice to people cause, you know, assault in public that'll give you 2 to 10 minimum, homie.
News: "The coronavirus can only be spread by human contact" My trail running introvert ass: "I'm safe as F*ckkkkk"
Difficulty sitting on a toilet? Dread even the sight of stairs? Difficulty getting out of bed? Difficulty walking? DIAGNOSIS: Ran a Marathon!
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