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Be straight with me Doc. When you  say "broken" does that mean  I SHOULD or SHOULD NOT  run my race this weekend?
Is it wrong to want to wear this medal constantly for the next week?
Science:  The human body needs  8 hours of sleep to function properly  Me on 3 hours of sleep:  We run at dawn b!tches!
Couples that run together...stay together!
I run to get away from my wife, only problem is, she always catches up!
Part of the good feeling after working  out is not having to feel guilty for  not working out.
I was in a running store today and  this girl walked in, looked at me  and went "hello, where are  the Nike Alphafly Next%?"  like girl I don't work  here but aisle 8
Show me a runner who says they  never pause their GPS when they're  waiting to cross the street... and I'll show you a f***ing liar.
Anyone else trying to guess the pace  of a runner as they pass you?  Yeah same
According to my calorie intake, I need  to be on the treadmill for two years
Shoutout to the people who smile at  you when you run past them instead of giving you a dirty-ugly look
I bet when Cheetahs race and one of  them cheats, the other one goes like  "Man, you're such a Cheetah!" And they laugh and eat a zebra or whatever
After being cooped up in the gym all winter... RUN like no one is watching!
Unexpected side effect of Taco Tuesday? Wet fart Wednesday...
I'm sorry if I don't wave or smile back at you while I'm running. It's just that I'm trying very hard to not die.
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