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You know you're a runner when... You can say things like "I'm just running an easy 6 miler today" and you really mean it.
Some people can eat everything and not gain a pound. I click "Like" on a picture of pizza and gain 5 pounds.
Please take your Garmin or Coros watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. You look like a spy kid
People who tolerate me on days when I haven't had my run... They're the real heroes.
I don't even get disappointed anymore when races are cancelled... I just be like "aw again? Ok."
I wish I loved hill repeats as much as I love my "recovery drink"
I take my overall hydration seriously.. During and after the run!
Saying "terrible run" instead of explaining yourself >>>>>>>>>>>>
I'm sorry if I don't wave or smile back at you while I'm running. It's just that I'm trying very hard to not die.
You know you're a runner when... You can say things like "I'm just running an easy 6 miler today" and you really mean it.
Prayers needed... Nothing wrong, I just wanna hit the lotto and quit my job
"I miss being a kid. My only responsibilities were running around and laughing a lot. And someone else was in charge of my hair."
During sex you burn as many calories as running for 5 miles. "Who the f@#k runs five miles in 30 seconds??"
Be gentle... it's our first time. 26.2
Stages of running on the treadmill: 1. Hello, lover 2. Let
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