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I wish I loved hill repeats as much as I love my "recovery drink"
I'm not sure if people driving by are staring at me because I'm running, or because I'm talking to myself.
Some runners cuss too much.... It's me, I'm some runners.
As long as we have running and wine the holidays will be fine!
*bad day* ANXIETY: You're gonna run at least five miles *good day* ME: I'm gonna run at least five miles
I love how running tricks me into thinking I'm losing weight while training for a marathon
True love is letting me go to bed at 8pm on a Friday... so I can run ALL the miles tomorrow
Whenever I see someone running faster than me I say "They're not going as far"
A good run is a lot like a strong cup of coffee. It energizes you, revitalizes you, and kinda makes you wanna poop.
*stuff heard on the run* Those are some really hilly hills !!
I'm a mom. I'm a runner. I don't have time to warm up or cool-down. I just go, go go!
During sex you burn as many calories as running for 5 miles. "Who the f@#k runs five miles in 30 seconds??"
Recovery... another little evil word from the running world.. almost as ugly as Taper.
Stages of running on the treadmill: 1. Hello, lover 2. Let
There's a new sex position called "9". It's just me... laying there... I don't have a sex life... I'm "in training"
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