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Some people can eat everything and  not gain a pound. I click "Like" on a picture of pizza and gain 5 pounds.
My wife said she'd buy her own Valentine's flowers this is test right
If you can think you can just  win me over by leaving some  running shoes and a puppy  on my doorstep.. you're damn right
Stages of running on the treadmill: 1. Hello, lover 2. Let
I'm sorry if I don't wave or smile back at you while I'm running. It's just that I'm trying very hard to not die.
There's a new sex position called "9". It's just me... laying there... I don't have a sex life... I'm "in training"
Gotta train your mind not to give  a f*ck... even if your legs do
People who tolerate me on days when  I haven't had my run...  They're the real heroes.
Yeah winning races is great.. but none  of us are hot enough for TikTok. Sorry  to break the news
im tryna ride for you, with you & on you
You know you're a runner when... ..you've driven your car around the  town to accurately measure a run.
We've all got that one friend who eats twice as much as you do, but never  seems to gain any weight
November... the month when marathon season ends and eating season begins
If you see me running around the block with multiple race bibs on my shirt it's  because I'm doing a 3-in-1 Have some respect  and look away
You know you're a runner when...  You can say things like "I'm just running an easy 6 miler today" and  you really mean it.
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