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Can you come pick me up? Where am I? Well I was on a runner's high and I think I am in Ohio.
People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between New Year and Christmas.
Joggers bounce up and down at red lights. Runners just stand there, looking pissed
I'm sorry if I don't wave or smile back at you while I'm running. It's just that I'm trying very hard to not die.
Learn a lesson from your dog: No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that shit and move on.
I'm a mom. I'm a runner. I don't have time to warm up or cool-down. I just go, go go!
I'm not sure if people driving by are staring at me because I'm running, or because I'm talking to myself.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Don't make me choose between running and you!
SEVERE COLD WEATHER WARNING * people are being told to stay inside unless going out is completely necessary * runners are being told to wear a hat
Running won't solve all your problems. But then again, neither will housework.
During sex you burn as many calories as running for 5 miles. "Who the f@#k runs five miles in 30 seconds??"
November... the month when marathon season ends and eating season begins
I just realized, I only do laundry when I'm out of running clothes!
FACTS. There's no place like home. To poop.
If you love women who run long distance, raise your glass... If not, raise your standards.
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