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Some runners cuss too much.... It's me, I'm some runners.
Joggers bounce up and down at red lights. Runners just stand there, looking pissed
Whenever I see someone running faster than me I say "They're not going as far"
*bad day* ANXIETY: You're gonna run at least five miles *good day* ME: I'm gonna run at least five miles
I'm a mom. I'm a runner. I don't have time to warm up or cool-down. I just go, go go!
Remember when Pandemic was a Netflix series and not a Virtual Race Series
True love is letting me go to bed at 8pm on a Friday... so I can run ALL the miles tomorrow
Recovery... another little evil word from the running world.. almost as ugly as Taper.
Hills hurt... COUCHES KILL!!
During sex you burn as many calories as running for 5 miles. "Who the f@#k runs five miles in 30 seconds??"
My dumbass is smiling at runners. With my mask on.
SEVERE COLD WEATHER WARNING * people are being told to stay inside unless going out is completely necessary * runners are being told to wear a hat
You know you're an ultra runner when someone asks you how long your run is going to be this weekend and you respond in days and not hours.
You know you're a runner when... The thermometer says 45 degrees and you think Score! Optimal running weather!!!
Running won't solve all your problems. But then again, neither will housework.
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