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The air hurts my face. Why am I living where the air hurts my face??
During sex you burn as much calories as running for 5 miles. Who the f**k runs 5 miles in 30 seconds??
No headphones = You can talk to me. One headphone = You can talk to me ...if I like you. Two headphones = F@*k off.
"Daddy, why did Mommy past our house?" "Because she misjudged the distance of her long run, so she can't come back home until her GPS watch tells her it's OK."
Me to my sparkling new Nike Alphafly: "soon my children.... soon"
Just changed my ig name to NO ONE so when I double-tap on stupid posts it will say NO ONE liked this
I have 2 moods: - overtraining - overeating
When we go back to group runs are we going to have to reintroduce ourselves to each other?
Anyone else reached that age where you gain weight if you breathe
If you think you aren't creative... Buy a gym membership and see how many excuses you find not to use it.
Marathon Training Log *DAY 49* I've completely forgotten what it feels like to not be a little bit sore all the time
Your first six emojis explains your life right now. No cheating.
When it comes to Saturdays, I'm either running a million miles or I'm not leaving my bed. There is no in between.
For runners, Sunday is a day of rest... The rest of the laundry, the rest of the house work and the rest of all the other stuff we can't be bothered to do during weekdays.
Kinda wanna run a mile, kinda wanna eat 10 Tacos...
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