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Difficulty sitting on a toilet? Dread even the sight of stairs? Difficulty getting out of bed? Difficulty walking? DIAGNOSIS: Ran a Marathon!
If you see me running around the block with multiple race bibs on my shirt it's because I'm doing a 3-in-1 Have some respect and look away
"Sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason"
Trying to get in shape... Maybe running 5 days a week, it's often called "OBSESSIVE"... So sitting at home watching TV 7 days a week isn't?
Does anyone remember that time when ur body just worked? Like, just on its own? No pills, no scheduled exercise, no caffeine, no planned hydration, no stretching, no specific diet –you just woke up and boom, that sh!t was good to...
We've all got that one friend who eats twice as much as you do, but never seems to gain any weight
Running isn't about fitness anymore. It's about medals.
*stuff heard on the run* Those are some really hilly hills !!
My favorite "stretch" after a run...
There's a new sex position called "9". It's just me... laying there... I don't have a sex life... I'm "in training"
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
I wish I loved hill repeats as much as I love my "recovery drink"
You know you're a runner when... You can say things like "I'm just running an easy 6 miler today" and you really mean it.
That mini heart attack you get when you can't feel your car keys in your pocket
FRIEND: What do you think about while you're running? ME: Walking.
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