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I miss hating the summer heat.
Joggers bounce up and down at red lights. Runners just stand there, looking pissed
If you can "smell" rain, you country as hell
During sex you burn as many calories as running for 5 miles. "Who the f@#k runs five miles in 30 seconds??"
Running: Because dieting is NOT an option!
Moment of silence for all boobs that have been lost on our fitness journey.
"To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving."
Why date a runner? Because you like being with people who LOOK like they'd be good in bed - but in reality, are usually too tired or injured to ACTUALLY be good in bed.
Just when you thought your boobs couldn't get any smaller... RUNNING.
Shoutout to the people who smile at you when you run past them instead of giving you a dirty-ugly look
A good run is a lot like a strong cup of coffee. It energizes you, revitalizes you, and kinda makes you wanna poop.
Some runners cuss too much.... It's me, I'm some runners.
Running isn't about fitness anymore. It's about medals.
Gotta train your mind not to give a f*ck... even if your legs do
Prayers needed... Nothing wrong, I just wanna hit the lotto and quit my job
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