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Fitbit died... Not moving until it's charged.
I don't mean to complain but I just really feel like I should be a Nike sponsored runner by now.
You gotta hang around winners... so your wins don't sound like you're bragging
It only takes one slow-walking person to reinforce the illusion that I'm actually Boston material
On the treadmill like, "got 40 mins left... that's two 20 min halves... just gotta get through 10 mins, 4 times"
You know you're a runner when... you've tried to convince a friend to run a 5k with you because "it's ONLY 3.1 miles."
I know it's Monday.. But where are we running next weekend?
I am currently experiencing this run at 15 WTFs per hour.
What the f*ck should I wear to the living room today
There's a new sex position called "9". It's just me... laying there... I don't have a sex life... I'm "in training"
I'm not sure if people driving by are staring at me because I'm running, or because I'm talking to myself.
IMPORTANT REMINDER *You're a great runner *Training for a marathon is hard af *This won't last forever *This happened to other runners *You're not alone *It will get better *This is normal *Training for a marathon is hard af (aga...
Literally just did an ab workout and I don’t have abs.... I’m sick of all the lies man
Next time someone asks you how much you weigh, tell them on hundred and sexy.
**Trying to budget my monthly expenses** Car: $300 Phone: $120 Things related to running and racing: $3,950 Utilities: $150
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