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Raise your hand if u ran a little harder today because you were thinking about everything you ate over the weekend.
If I'm pausing my Garmin during a run just to reply to you, you won. Don't ever question my loyalty
Getting to Karma's Coffee for Pumpkin Spice!
Me: I'm exhausted Fitbit: You've run 0.08 miles
I run because punching people is frowned upon.
Pre-Workout: 160 calorie protein shake. Post-Workout.. WHOLE 16" PIZZA !!
Not to toot my own horn (f*cking beep beep) but I just killed my workout
I wish menus would list mile equivalents rather than calories. Like, if you eat that cheesecake, go ahead and add another 10 miles to your run.
A few people who teased me back in High School and Middle School actually follow me on social media now..... And I just wanna say y'all look a fuckin' mess
Treadmill: hi Me: no thank you
You know who NEVER says 'running is really hard on your joints'? People who actually run.
I was born to be wild, but only until 9pm or so
People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between New Year and Christmas.
I hate when people ask me what I'm doing over the weekend because "running 10-20 miles" makes me sound boring AND cocky at the same time.
Don't come around my running group if you're sensitive. These mfs have no filter
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