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Show me a runner who says they  never pause their GPS when they're  waiting to cross the street... and I'll show you a f***ing liar.
Very proud of myself for not saying every single thing I was thinking  out loud today..
My morning run makes me feel like  I've got life figured out.  I don't.  But it feels that way
Something only a runner would  understand... Traveling somewhere new to run a race IS a vacation !!
Saying "terrible run" instead of  explaining yourself >>>>>>>>>>>>
Pretty sure I gain 3-40 pounds every weekend. Calories after a race or long run don't count right?
RUNNERS: If you're not interested  in my running then just say it NON-RUNNERS: I'm not interested  RUNNERS: Let me change that
According to my calorie intake, I need  to be on the treadmill for two years
The treadmill in the basement:  Me: "to see you,       to feel you,     it calms me it cures me"
Running a marathon burns 2900  calories or 763 M&Ms Not that I looked that up.
Happy birthday!  May you get all you wish for. Including a Boston qualifier.
*Me.Every.Single.Race* Not sure if runner's high or if about  to pass out.
Anyone else trying to guess the pace  of a runner as they pass you?  Yeah same
I don't know who needs to hear this,  but a mimosa contains 34%  of your suggested dose  of Vitamin C.
EARLY MORNING RUN  During the first mile: f*ck this,  I'm sooo f*cking tired During the last mile:  f*ck yeah baby! That's  what I call a good run.  I can't wait for tomorrow
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