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Treadmill: hi Me: no thank you
Don't blame the quarantine, chubbs. You were 25 lbs overweight before you were locked down with a pallet of snacks
GARMINBRAG: A photograph of a GPS watch face uploaded to IG, because actually typing how far or how fast you ran would be narcissistic.
My superpower? I change from "pretty girl" to "hot, panting, smelly wad of hair and sweat" in under 30 minutes. Wanna see?
I consider Monday a success if I've fully recovered from my Saturday long run or race
What the f*ck should I wear to the living room today
Not to toot my own horn (f*cking beep beep) but I just killed my workout
I know I've truly grown into a strong determined runner because I can still literally do anything while injured.
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat
Honestly blows my mind sometimes how one can be so active but still have a meh body. Probably has to do with me justifying things like pizza because I ran 10 miles or something like that
Every time I go for a midday run in the park on my day off, I see an unexpectedly large number of people doing the same thing, and immediately start wondering what the f*ck all these people do for a living.
I am beautiful and intelligent but Not a Size 0. God had to be fair!
Nutritionist: You should eat 1400 calories a day. Me: Ok, and how many at night?
He says he wants a girl with personality but gets mad when I give him several?! Lol ok ungrateful
When people say they want to go for a run with me... Oh so you wanna go for a RUN RUN
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