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One thing I know... them morning miles work
Do you ever try to breathe quieter while running up a hill so the others could not hear you fighting for your life?
Mile 22. I'm not saying I'm in pain... I'm just saying that Advil are my skittles now.
Me: Should I sign up for another race? Brain: No Wallet: No Legs: No Me: Sold!
Me: omg so sorry just saw your text, crazy day Actually me:
Here's the thing... REAL runners don't post every single mile on Facebook. That's how everyone knows you're a rookie.
Distance runners stuff their bras with toilet paper for different reasons.
yo I accidentally made my running circle so small that it's only me
FACT: Running without music is like having teeth pulled without novocaine.
Call us JOGGERS one more time!!
I hate when I turn my car on after work and the music starts blasting... and I'm like "whooooah big fella I'm not the same person I was in the morning after a 10 miler
No one: Me: you want your present now?
Runners toasting at the post-race party: "To Pfizer!"
Me: "I'm just going to relax and enjoy a quiet evening at home" *Mainly because I spent all my money on running gear and virtual races*
Don't let other people to ruin your day. Ruin your own damn day
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