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Headphones (n.) A socially acceptable "I'm ignoring you" device
You never realize how little self control u have until chips and salsa in front of you at the Mexican restaurant.
Can my hair and my eyelashes grow faster and my leg hair chill for a sec?
I do 5 situps every morning. May not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button...
My brain cells, skin cells, and hair cells continue to die. But my stubborn fat cells seem to have eternal life
That "Oh shit" feeling when you're winded by your warmup...
On the treadmill like, "got 40 mins left... that's two 20 min halves... just gotta get through 10 mins, 4 times."
I'm really sick and tired of food having calories.
Ibuprofen. Drug of choice for when the runner's high wears off !!
There is always that one person in gym class who thinks they are in the olympics.
No, i don't really "rise and shine". Most days, i just caffeinate and then hope for the best.
The Hunger Games pretty much sums up my life. Not the movie, just the title.
Finally figured out the reason I look so bad in pictures at running events. It's my face.
I'm sorry I didn't answer my phone when you called... I don't use it for that.
My least favorite stretching exercise to do after a run is squatting over a public toilet.
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