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You used my Body Glide where?!?  Yeah you go ahead and keep that
Aging is not a disease. It's an  opportunity. To qualify for Boston!
Pre-Workout: 160 calorie protein shake. Post-Workout.. WHOLE 16" PIZZA !!
When your friends suggest that you could just skip the run....  "You think this is a game?"
Sore today, strong tomorrow.  Nope, still sore.
I bet when Cheetahs race and one of  them cheats, the other one goes like  "Man, you're such a Cheetah!" And they laugh and eat a zebra or whatever
Cross Country running is all about  sportsmanship... Until you think you can pass me up in the chute!  Yeah... Not happening!!!
You know you're a runner when...  You have this inability to admit  that you should probably see  a doctor when your [knee/ ankle/calf/shin] hurts you.
We all know that one runner that keeps getting faster and FASTER... it's me,  I'm that runner
Running Friend; Someone who listens to your bullshit, tells you that it is bullshit, and still listens some more
We have a lot in common- that's what makes us such good friends. That, and we're in different age groups.
Trying to get in shape and maybe  running 5 days a week, it's often  called OBSESSIVE.. So sitting  at home watching TV seven  days a week isn't?
I finally figured out my body type.  It's hourglass with extra minutes...
Remember that time you said "yes,  I will cruise with you..." Can you imagine how different our lives would  be had you started telling me no back then?
I don't know why other athletes bite  their medals, but I do know runners are hungry and we will eat anything
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