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Today I bought a doughnut without the sprinkles. Diets are hard.
I hate restaurants that put calories in the menu..i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked now
It's Weekend O'clock... Which means I need to get home by 5pm and be in bed be 9pm.. so I can run ALL the miles tomorrow.
Don't let anyone treat you like free salsa. You are Guac, Baby Girl. Guac.
If you have an opinion about my running style, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.
Ugh, who has time to go for a run? ..I say before a 2 hour nap.
Sit-ups are the best exercise because they include the most lying down.
I ran twice today. First I ran out of beer, and then I ran to get some more.
Cross-training is important .. I just ordered a set of dumbbells, so that'll be a fun new thing to trip over while I search for the remote.
Sometimes the best part of my run is imagining what I'm gonna eat when I'm done.
Bro... She's looking. Hurry, pick up the pace!
I ran... and my house is clean. One of these is a lie.
Nothing irritates me more than a cheat meal that wasn't worth the calories.
How to talk to me when I have headphones in: DON'T.
"Pause" his Garmin he said. Pfttt!! I just scored me a Garmin.
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