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I consider Monday a success if I've fully recovered from my Saturday long run or race
I always put my music on shuffle but then I get annoyed af when it doesn't play the songs I want
Garmin died... Not moving until it's charged.
No one: Absolutely no one: My Apple Watch: breathe mf, BREATHE
My superpower? I change from "pretty girl" to "hot, panting, smelly wad of hair and sweat" in under 30 minutes. Wanna see?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at a liquor store.
Shout out to all the runners who go the extra mile to listen to music a little bit longer. You are my kinda people
Nutritionist: You should eat 1400 calories a day. Me: Ok, and how many at night?
Treadmill: hi Me: no thank you
If you wanna impress me with your car... it better be a food truck
Nutritional labels should include a "What if I ate the whole damn thing" section.
Does anyone else see pictures from pre-rona marathons and get aroused
Science: The human body needs 8 hours of sleep to function properly Me on 3 hours of sleep: We run at dawn b!tches!
Hey, guys! Let's just keep the little sock secret between us...okay?
The Beer Mile: A four-lap, four-beer race where boys become men and men puke in the bleachers behind the track.
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