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PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons.. you must be soooo healthy! ME: *caffeine-addicted* *chronically tired* *occasional binge-eating* *shin stress-fractures* "Haha yeah idk it's just a lifestyle at this point"
Tangerines are oranges that didn't want it bad enough. DON'T BE A TANGERINE!!!
I always put my music on shuffle but then I get annoyed af when it doesn't play the songs I want
I like all of the things about running, like eating carbs, being cheered on, and wearing comfortable shoes.
RUNNING STATISTIC 78% of runners correct their form when they see a runner of the opposite sex heading towards them
I am currently experiencing this run at 15 WTFs per hour.
Any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad.
My 'alone' time is sometimes for your safety.
I was born to be wild, but only until 9pm or so
Next time someone asks you how much you weigh, tell them on hundred and sexy.
Don't let other people to ruin your day. Ruin your own damn day
Oprah reveals how she manages to stay stress free at the age of 65 1. Run or walk every day 2. Have a billion dollars.
Me: "You cannot have all four seasons in one week." MINNESOTA: "Hold my beer."
On the treadmill like, "got 40 mins left... that's two 20 min halves... just gotta get through 10 mins, 4 times"
Sweaty runner at 7-Eleven: "I'm risking my life being here and you don't have the Gatorade I want"
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