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I don't know why other athletes bite their medals, but I do know runners are hungry and we will eat anything
In bed by 8 pm on a Friday night is code for "there is a race tomorrow".
During sex you burn as many calories as running for 5 miles. "Who the f*ck runs five miles in 30 seconds??"
Currently enjoying four and a half inches of fresh snow. Or as many men say, "about 7 inches"
I'm 40 but I feel like I'm 20... Until I hang out with some 20 year olds for mile repeats. Then I'm like no, never mind, I'm 40
Not sure if I'm out of shape... or I just suck.
Tip: If you aren't happy with your race times, try running a little bit faster
FRIEND: What do you think about while you're running? ME: Walking.
Me: *gets asked how I'm doing at work* My brain: Don't say it. Don't say it. Me: Living the dream
I'm a homebody but DAMN... I did like going one or two places
You know you are a runner when "No Trespassing" really doesn't mean what it should.
Please tell me I'm not the only one who measures time using songs. "oh, it only took me 4 songs to get here"
I think Facebook is broken... I put up a selfie from my run and no one "liked" it even though I refreshed it a few times.
I don't care if it's lonely at the top. It was lonely at the bottom
**scrolling through my own IG page** Me: NOW THIS IS THE TYPE OF CONTENT I WANT TO SEE
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