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RUNNING STATISTIC 78% of runners correct their form when  they see a runner of the opposite sex heading towards them
Kinda wanna run a mile,  kinda wanna eat 10 Tacos...
PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons..  you must be soooo healthy! ME:  *caffeine-addicted* *chronically tired* *occasional binge-eating* *shin stress-fractures* "Haha yeah idk it's just a lifestyle at this point"
I like all of the things about running, like eating carbs, being cheered on,  and wearing comfortable  shoes.
I am currently experiencing this run at 15 WTFs per hour.
I always put my music on shuffle but  then I get annoyed af when it doesn't  play the songs I want
Tangerines are oranges that didn't want it bad enough. DON'T BE A TANGERINE!!!
Any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad.
Me: "You cannot have all four seasons  in one week." MINNESOTA: "Hold my beer."
I was born to be wild, but only until  9pm or so
Next time someone asks you how much you weigh, tell them on hundred and sexy.
My 'alone' time is sometimes for your safety.
Oprah reveals how she manages to  stay stress free at the age of 65 1. Run or walk every day   2. Have a billion dollars.
On the treadmill like, "got 40 mins left... that's two 20 min halves...  just gotta get through  10 mins, 4 times"
Don't let other people to ruin your  day. Ruin your own damn day
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