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Sure, I have a runner's body. I have a body and I run with it.
My body has absorbed so much sanitizer that when I pee, it cleans the toilet
Your running friends are honestly a different level of friendship... like i tell them things i haven't even told myself yet.
You know who NEVER says 'running is really hard on your joints'? People who actually run.
Y'all get tougher when it rains... I get Arthritis, WE ARE NOT THE SAME
I never regret it when I do it, but I always regret it when I don't.
Oprah reveals how she manages to stay stress free at the age of 65 1. Run or walk every day 2. Have a billion dollars.
When it was supposed to be a sexy night but your 'carbo loader' went too hard on endless breadsticks at the Olive Garden
You know you're a runner when... The thermometer says 45 degrees and you think Score! Optimal running weather!!!
**before the race ** I try to act nonchalant but underneath i am chalant as fuck
Learn a lesson from your dog: No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that shit and move on.
Nutritional labels should include a "What if I ate the whole damn thing" section.
Hate being hungover on Saturday and skipping your long run? Try drinking on Thursday!
RUNNERS: If you're not interested in my running then just say it NON-RUNNERS: I'm not interested RUNNERS: Let me change that
Remember when you didn't need coffee to wake up and melatonin to fall asleep and buying jeans didn't make you cry?
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