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I am currently experiencing this run at 15 WTFs per hour.
Treadmill: hi Me: no thank you
Remember when you didn't need coffee to wake up and melatonin to fall asleep and buying jeans didn't make you cry?
You know who NEVER says 'running is really hard on your joints'? People who actually run.
I ran... and my house is clean. One of these is a lie.
Any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad.
Hate being hungover on Saturday and skipping your long run? Try drinking on Thursday!
I really wish we had subtitles in real life because I really don't be hearing shit
Top Seven Things About the Weekend: 1. I 2. Have 3. My 4. Long 5. Run 6. F*ck 7. Off
Running a marathon burns 2900 calories or 763 M&Ms Not that I looked that up.
Hey sole sister! Today we're gonna be one run stronger!! Let's go!!
Money talks. Mine always says, "Wanna go to the running store today?"
When Karen asks what you’re training for... “LIFE, Karen. I’m training for LIFE.”
When it was supposed to be a sexy night but your 'carbo loader' went too hard on endless breadsticks at the Olive Garden
Part of the good feeling after working out is not having to feel guilty for not working out.
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