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Hate being hungover on Saturday and skipping your long run? Try drinking on Thursday!
Sometimes I like running more than people.
Yeah, I have a diet... It's called RUNNING!
Always keep a good bottle of wine in the fridge for "special occasions." Obviously, my run is a "special occasion". I've started running daily!
Amazon probably spends millions on search engine optimization and ad software yet somehow hasn't figured out that after buying a foam roller I'm not immediately going to need another
Honestly blows my mind sometimes how one can be so active but still have a meh body. Probably has to do with me justifying things like pizza because I ran 10 miles or something like that
Joggers bounce up and down at red lights. Runners just stand there, looking pissed
Not touching my face is going as well for me as not eating after 7 pm or stretching after each run
Treadmill: hi Me: no thank you
I consider Monday a success if I've fully recovered from my Saturday long run or race
If it weren't for me, you'd have no one to pass!
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing.... If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up to begin with.
Unexpected side effect of Taco Tuesday? Wet fart Wednesday.
EARLY MORNING RUN During the first mile: f*ck this, I'm sooo f*cking tired During the last mile: f*ck yeah baby! That's what I call a good run. I can't wait for tomorrow
I love running I love running I love running I love running *I'm dying* I love running
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