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I hate when people ask me what  I'm doing over the weekend because  "running 10-20 miles" makes me  sound boring AND cocky  at the same time.
My body has absorbed so much  sanitizer that when I pee, it cleans the toilet
MONDAY.  Nothing a good pair of running shoes can't fix.
**before the race ** I try to act nonchalant but underneath  i am chalant as fuck
On the treadmill like, "got 40 mins left... that's two 20 min halves...  just gotta get through  10 mins, 4 times"
Can't wait till they legalize outside
I know it's Monday.. But where are we running next weekend?
That mini heart attack you get when  you can't feel your car keys in your  pocket
Me to my sparkling new Nike Alphafly:  "soon my children.... soon"
If running with your husband does not look like this..you are doing it wrong.
I wish we could have subtitles in real life bc i really can't hear anything anyone is saying to me while running  up a hill
Finished my run.  And my stopwatch was off the whole time
Some people can eat everything and  not gain a pound. I click "Like" on a  picture of pizza and gain 5 pounds.
Just so you're aware... Between mile  20 and 26.2 I start to use the word
I was born to be wild, but only until  9pm or so
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