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Therapist: and what do we do when we feel this way? Me: buy running shoes Therapist: no
Don't blame the quarantine, chubbs. You were 25 lbs overweight before you were locked down with a pallet of snacks
According to my pace time and "real" runners, I am a jogger.
Today is GLOBAL RUNNING DAY. Or as we runners like to call it Wednesday
Nachos are just tacos that don't have their life together.
When your friends suggest that you could just skip the run.... "You think this is a game?"
Running isn't about fitness anymore. It's about medals.
**before the race ** I try to act nonchalant but underneath i am chalant as fuck
You know you're a runner when... You have this inability to admit that you should probably see a doctor when your [knee/ ankle/calf/shin] hurts you.
I don't know who needs to hear this... but you don't gain anything from stressing. Remember that
A minute after pressing snooze = 0.03 seconds. A minute on the treadmill = 3 million yrs
I don't know who needs to hear this, but a mimosa contains 34% of your suggested dose of Vitamin C.
If you love women who run long distance, raise your glass... If not, raise your standards.
I wonder if Chinese runners get angry when they buy a souvenir at Chicago Marathon Expo just to find out it was made in China?
During sex you burn as many calories as running for 5 miles. "Who the f*ck runs five miles in 30 seconds??"
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