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I hate when people ask me what I'm doing over the weekend because "running 10-20 miles" makes me sound boring AND cocky at the same time.
My wife said she'd buy her own Valentine's flowers this is test right
Treadmill: hi Me: no thank you
I was born to be wild, but only until 9pm or so
We've all got that one friend who eats twice as much as you do, but never seems to gain any weight
Suck it up... So one day you won't have to suck it in
im tryna ride for you, with you & on you
PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons.. you must be soooo healthy! ME: *caffeine-addicted* *chronically tired* *occasional binge-eating* *shin stress-fractures* "Haha yeah idk it's just a lifestyle at this point"
Saying "terrible run" instead of explaining yourself >>>>>>>>>>>>
You guys ever just stare at your legs and be like
There's no place like home. To poop.
Finally, a bug that you want to catch! Catch the health and fitness bug and join us for 50 or 100 miles this month!
Me to my sparkling new Nike Alphafly: "soon my children.... soon"
My dumbass is smiling at runners. With my mask on.
Genetics don't wake you up at 5am to get shit done
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