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I don't even get disappointed anymore when races are cancelled... I just be like "aw again? Ok."
We all know that one runner that keeps getting faster and FASTER... it's me, I'm that runner
Races that offer beer should offer it for every mile you run... I would definitely have a running problem.
Pre-Workout: 160 calorie protein shake. Post-Workout.. WHOLE 16" PIZZA !!
I have blisters on both feet, I might have a stress fracture on my left foot, and my legs are so sore it hurts to walk.. But I got a shiny medal saying I finished the race... Which is nice!
Don't let anyone treat you like free salsa. You are Guac, Baby Girl. Guac.
Difficulty sitting on a toilet? Dread even the sight of stairs? Difficulty getting out of bed? Difficulty walking? DIAGNOSIS: ran a marathon!
When it comes to Saturdays, I'm either running a million miles or I'm not leaving my bed. There is no in between.
The hardest part of training for a new race is pretending that I'm still in shape the first 30-45 days
Me: *laughs at something* Me: okay back to suffering
Me after NYC Marathon: "this muscle soreness can't possibly get any worse" Delayed Onset Muscle Soreness: "Ohhhh just wait bitch, there is more!!"
One day I will solve my problems with maturity. But until then, it will be with caffeine and a shitload of miles!
Fitbit died... Not moving until it's charged.
However old you are is the new 30. Happy Birthday!
If you are on the treadmill next to me, the answer is,
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