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**before the race ** I try to act nonchalant but underneath i am chalant as fuck
My body has absorbed so much sanitizer that when I pee, it cleans the toilet
On the treadmill like, "got 40 mins left... that's two 20 min halves... just gotta get through 10 mins, 4 times"
Please take your Garmin or Coros watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. You look like a spy kid
Your grandparents were called to war. You're being called to sit on a couch. You can do this
If running with your husband does not look like this..you are doing it wrong.
I wish we could have subtitles in real life bc i really can't hear anything anyone is saying to me while running up a hill
Just so you're aware... Between mile 20 and 26.2 I start to use the word
Some people can eat everything and not gain a pound. I click "Like" on a picture of pizza and gain 5 pounds.
I know it's Monday.. But where are we running next weekend?
Can't wait till they legalize outside
Me to my sparkling new Nike Alphafly: "soon my children.... soon"
I was born to be wild, but only until 9pm or so
When your friends suggest that you could just skip the run.... "You think this is a game?"
That mini heart attack you get when you can't feel your car keys in your pocket
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