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Me: Should I sign up for another race? Brain: No Wallet: No Legs: No Me: Sold!
Bikini season is right around the corner. Unfortunately so is the taco truck.
Did you know that 2 to 3 glasses of wine per day can reduce your risk of giving a sh*t?
Completed my first marathon. And the award for "Acting normal when you have a crap load of pain" goes to...... ME !!!!
*stuff heard on the run* Those are some really hilly hills !!
Every time I go for a midday run in the park on my day off, I see an unexpectedly large number of people doing the same thing, and immediately start wondering what the f*ck all these people do for a living.
I don't mind coming to work, but this eight-hour wait to go home is really starting to mess with my running schedule
Everyone hates runners until it's time to convert miles to km
"I will NOT think about the pee word."
I always put my music on shuffle but then I get annoyed af when it doesn't play the songs I want
It's a lot easier to start your race when you know it will end up with beer
The confusion of realizing that you’re still alive and well after a track session
Oprah reveals how she manages to stay stress free at the age of 65 1. Run or walk every day 2. Have a billion dollars.
I need an alert on my phone to tell me when my endorphin cup is running low, so I don't unnecessarily lose my sh*t on someone.
Someone: what are your plans for the weekend Me: who knows Me: (i know) Me: (run all the miles)
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