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Don't blame the quarantine, chubbs. You were 25 lbs overweight before you were locked down with a pallet of snacks
Therapist: and what do we do when we feel this way? Me: buy running shoes Therapist: no
According to my pace time and "real" runners, I am a jogger.
When your friends suggest that you could just skip the run.... "You think this is a game?"
Today is GLOBAL RUNNING DAY. Or as we runners like to call it Wednesday
Nachos are just tacos that don't have their life together.
**before the race ** I try to act nonchalant but underneath i am chalant as fuck
Running isn't about fitness anymore. It's about medals.
You know you're a runner when... You have this inability to admit that you should probably see a doctor when your [knee/ ankle/calf/shin] hurts you.
During sex you burn as many calories as running for 5 miles. "Who the f*ck runs five miles in 30 seconds??"
Commit to the spit!
I don't know who needs to hear this... but you don't gain anything from stressing. Remember that
I don't know who needs to hear this, but a mimosa contains 34% of your suggested dose of Vitamin C.
If you love women who run long distance, raise your glass... If not, raise your standards.
When people say they want to go for a run with me... Oh so you wanna go for a RUN RUN
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