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Me after NYC Marathon: "this muscle soreness can't possibly get any worse" Delayed Onset Muscle Soreness: "Ohhhh just wait bitch, there is more!!"
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing.... If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up to begin with.
EARLY MORNING RUN During the first mile: f*ck this, I'm sooo f*cking tired During the last mile: f*ck yeah baby! That's what I call a good run. I can't wait for tomorrow
If it weren't for me, you'd have no one to pass!
We all know that one runner that keeps getting faster and FASTER... it's me, I'm that runner
Pre-Workout: 160 calorie protein shake. Post-Workout.. WHOLE 16" PIZZA !!
Races that offer beer should offer it for every mile you run... I would definitely have a running problem.
The hardest part of training for a new race is pretending that I'm still in shape the first 30-45 days
Best thing about Monday? Telling everyone about your PR from the race over the weekend!
Don't let anyone treat you like free salsa. You are Guac, Baby Girl. Guac.
Difficulty sitting on a toilet? Dread even the sight of stairs? Difficulty getting out of bed? Difficulty walking? DIAGNOSIS: ran a marathon!
Ripping off your mask when you get back in the car is the new taking off your hijab when you get home
One day I will solve my problems with maturity. But until then, it will be with caffeine and a shitload of miles!
Fitbit died... Not moving until it's charged.
When it comes to Saturdays, I'm either running a million miles or I'm not leaving my bed. There is no in between.
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