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You know you're a runner when... you have running clothes and an extra pair of running shoes in your car,
Finally, a bug that you want to catch! Catch the health and fitness bug and join us for 50 or 100 miles this month!
*after one hour on the treadmill* Me: "What year is it?"
Not touching my face is going as well for me as not eating after 7 pm or stretching after each run
So if I go running on weekdays just to burn enough calories to make up for my drinking on weekends, does that make me a runner or an alcoholic?
Finished my run. And my stopwatch was off the whole time
Genetics don't wake you up at 5am to get shit done
If you can think you can just win me over by leaving some running shoes and a puppy on my doorstep.. you're damn right
My 'alone' time is sometimes for your safety.
I really wish we had subtitles in real life because I really don't be hearing shit
PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons.. you must be soooo healthy! ME: *caffeine-addicted* *chronically tired* *occasional binge-eating* *shin stress-fractures* "Haha yeah idk it's just a lifestyle at this point"
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing.... If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up to begin with.
My jeans say "NO MORE CHRISTMAS GOODIES" but my leggings are like "WE GOT YOU, GURRRL"
It's all about balance: essential oils here, run for your life there, down a bottle of wine post-race celebration!
The hardest part of training for a new race is pretending that I'm still in shape the first 30-45 days
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