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Suck it up... So one day you won't have to suck it in
PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons.. you must be soooo healthy! ME: *caffeine-addicted* *chronically tired* *occasional binge-eating* *shin stress-fractures* "Haha yeah idk it's just a lifestyle at this point"
Tangerines are oranges that didn't want it bad enough. DON'T BE A TANGERINE!!!
Not touching my face is going as well for me as not eating after 7 pm or stretching after each run
You guys ever just stare at your legs and be like
I wish we could have subtitles in real life bc i really can't hear anything anyone is saying to me while running up a hill
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing.... If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up to begin with.
My body has absorbed so much sanitizer that when I pee, it cleans the toilet
There's no place like home. To poop.
I love running I love running I love running I love running *I'm dying* I love running
The hardest part of training for a new race is pretending that I'm still in shape the first 30-45 days
Don't let other people to ruin your day. Ruin your own damn day
Finished my run. And my stopwatch was off the whole time
News: "The coronavirus can only be spread by human contact" My trail running introvert ass: "I'm safe as F*ckkkkk"
Please ignore the faces I make while running .
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