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I'm currently out for a run and can be reached by waiting until I get back.
"your password is weak" lmao wait till you see my last week's mileage
Running makes you feel invincible.. until that really fast lady pushing  a stroller passes you on the trail.
According to my pace time and "real" runners, I am a jogger.
When your friends suggest that you could just skip the run....  "You think this is a game?"
You know you're a runner when...  You have this inability to admit  that you should probably see  a doctor when your [knee/ ankle/calf/shin] hurts you.
When people say they want  to go for a run with me... Oh so you wanna go  for a RUN RUN
You know you're a runner when.....  you HATE when training runs don't  end EXACTLY on a whole number..  But for some reason, you  have NO PROBLEM with  the numbers13.1 and 26.2
If you love women who run long  distance, raise your glass... If not,  raise your standards.
During sex you burn as many calories  as running for 5 miles. "Who the f*ck runs five miles in 30 seconds??"
When Karen asks what you’re training for... “LIFE, Karen. I’m training for LIFE.”
My issue with stretching is you have to keep doing it
YES! YES! I did it! I feel fabulous.I'm badass, I finished my first marathon! I am amazing! This is the best  I ever felt in my entire life! Umm, bring the car to me,  I can't move from here...
Just when you thought your boobs couldn't get any smaller...   RUNNING.
*early morning run* During the first mile: f*ck this,  I'm tired as f*uck During the last mile:  f*ck yeah, that's what I call a good run. I can't  wait for tomorrow
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