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When Karen asks what you’re training for... “LIFE, Karen. I’m training for LIFE.”
We all know that one runner that keeps getting faster and FASTER... it's me, I'm that runner
My jeans say "NO MORE CHRISTMAS GOODIES" but my leggings are like "WE GOT YOU, GURRRL"
**before the race ** I try to act nonchalant but underneath i am chalant as fuck
Please take your Garmin or Coros watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. You look like a spy kid
Can't wait till they legalize outside
So if I go running on weekdays just to burn enough calories to make up for my drinking on weekends, does that make me a runner or an alcoholic?
I don't always drink beer, but when I do, it's after a fabulous race!
*early morning run* During the first mile: f*ck this, I'm tired as f*uck During the last mile: f*ck yeah, that's what I call a good run. I can't wait for tomorrow
Amazon probably spends millions on search engine optimization and ad software yet somehow hasn't figured out that after buying a foam roller I'm not immediately going to need another
Don't blame the quarantine, chubbs. You were 25 lbs overweight before you were locked down with a pallet of snacks
Does anyone else pack running gear for a trip like they're planning to run around the whole country twice for every day they're gone?
Every guy thinks every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy... Pshhh, every girl's dream is to eat without getting fat!
Don't compare yourself to others. Compare yourself to the person from yesterday.
I really wish we had subtitles in real life because I really don't be hearing shit
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