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*early morning run* During the first mile: f*ck this, I'm tired as f*uck During the last mile: f*ck yeah, that's what I call a good run. I can't wait for tomorrow
You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 26.2 miles just for a medal, t-shirt, and a beer. Welcome to the insanity !!
I don't run through injury–that would be stupid. I simply refuse to believe the injury exists. That's tooootally different.
yeah sex is cool and all, but have you ever dreamt of getting into Boston with only a 5k Color Run under your belt???
You know you're a runner when... you get mad that an injury keeps you from running, not that it damaged your body.
Nobody supports you like a social media running friend that you never met
I'm like 140% tired... I guess I'll go for a run
If you still look good when you're done.... No, darling you're doing it wrong!
"You ran a marathon?? Did you win it?? Some people just drain the f*cking nice out of you
**FINISHER MEDALS** "It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none."
Tomorrow I'm definitely going to start running, no matter how many days it takes
*Public Service Announcement* Every few days try ur jeans on just to make sure they still fit. Pajamas will have u believe all is well in the kingdom
Here's the thing... REAL runners don't post every single mile on Facebook. That's how everyone knows you're a rookie.
If I had a dime for every mile I
Let's have a moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride the stationary bicycle.
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