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"Daddy, why did Mommy past our house?" "Because she misjudged the distance of her long run, so she can't come back home until her GPS watch tells her it's OK."
I have 2 moods: - overtraining - overeating
Anyone ever: It's getting hot in here My brain: .....so take off all your clothes ME: wtf why?? still? what year is it????
Not to toot my own horn (f*cking beep beep) but I just killed my workout
If everyone strapped on 50 lb weights, I'd be the fast one!
Marathon training day 128, day 92 without sex. Went running in flip flops just to remember the sound
During sex you burn as many calories as running for 5 miles. "Who the f@#k runs five miles in 30 seconds??"
STAY FIT. Getting back on track is so damn frustrating!!
Does this shirt make my butt look fast?
How do I train my hands to stop trowing up peace signs
I've yet to find a problem that can't be solved by running, wine and copious amounts of chocolate.
Explaining today's mile splits to my family even though they didn't ask & don't care
You ever been in a race and think to yourself "i'm gonna miss this"
If you don't go for a run then how are you supposed to know when to take a shower?
Putting my PBs up for adoption because I can't raise them
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