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RUNNER: One who has six pairs of "retired" Running shoes in her closet in addition to the ones currently in use.
Runners are a bit like dogs, really. We're all happy once we've: • had a run around • been fed • had a nap • had a good poo
Honey, you think it's tough getting into a sport bra, wait until you try to take it off after an hour of sweating!
Please tell me I'm not the only one who measures time using songs. "oh, it only took me 4 songs to get here"
Just when you thought your boobs couldn't get any smaller... RUNNING.
Me: wow this recovery run really makes me appreciate the easy days My mind: destroy him Me: but– My mind: I said f*cking destroy him
Come on Dad!! You know what Mom really wants for Mothers Day this year? Not those crummy old flowers you get her every year, but running shoes, race entries or maybe a new running watch. Try to get it right this year Dad.
I named my dog 5 Miles so I can tell people I walk 5 Miles every day.
Marathon Training, DAY 57 If I woke up in the morning and nothing hurt, I would think I was dead.
You might be a runner if you take words such as badass, insane, freak, beast, crazy, and obsessed as compliments.
*early morning run* During the first mile: f*ck this, I'm tired as f*uck During the last mile: f*ck yeah, that's what I call a good run. I can't wait for tomorrow
What's more painful than running on the treadmill? Earphones with only one side working
All runners have that one song that awakens the Olympian in them
Rest Day. AKA "Thinking about running all day" Day.
Slow runners are the backbone of all races and deserve financial compensation. Someone had to say it.
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