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I ran 4 miles this morning... So if I did the math right, that entitles me to 3 pounds of chocolate and 2 bottles of wine.
At mile 20 I thought I was dead. At mile 22 I wished I was dead. At mile 24 I knew I was dead. At mile 26.2 I realized I had become too tough to kill.
4.89 miles is NOT 5 miles, so I run around the block again.
Got twisted in a sweaty sports bra today... my whole life flashed before my eyes... I honestly thought I was gonna be stuck like that till I died of dehydration or something.
Difficulty sitting on a toilet? Dread even the sight of stairs? Difficulty getting out of bed? Difficulty walking? DIAGNOSIS: Ran a Marathon!
I named my dog 5Miles so I can tell people I walk 5Miles every day.
1% of the population will run a marathon in their lifetime; it's their obligation to talk about it so the remaining 99% will know what they are missing.
Me in middle school... Fakes sick to get out of running the mile in gym class. Me now... Pays to run 13.1 miles.
Unless you are standing at mile 26 or 26.1, please do not hold a sign saying "YOU'RE ALMOST THERE"!
Let's run a 5k this weekend then drink like it was a marathon.
I run for the sole purpose of eating more. Don't judge me.
STAY FIT. Getting back on track is so damn frustrating!!
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