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Every guy thinks every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy... Pshhh, every girl's dream is to eat without getting fat!
Can we normalize ignoring people until you're back from a run
Don't compare yourself to others. Compare yourself to the person from yesterday.
Y'all get tougher when it rains... I get Arthritis, WE ARE NOT THE SAME
My 'alone' time is sometimes for your safety.
I never regret it when I do it, but I always regret it when I don't.
No matter how good you feel on your run... There will always be a woman pushing a stroller that's running faster than you.
Treadmill: hi Me: no thank you
If you can think you can just win me over by leaving some running shoes and a puppy on my doorstep.. you're damn right
I consider Monday a success if I've fully recovered from my Saturday long run or race
If you are on the treadmill next to me, the answer is,
The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
Anyone ever: It's getting hot in here My brain: .....so take off all your clothes ME: wtf why?? still? what year is it????
Me: For Christmas I want a dragon Santa: Be realistic Me: Ok, I want to be sponsored by Nike Santa: What color dragon you want?
One day I will solve my problems with maturity. But until then, it will be with caffeine and a shitload of miles!
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