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PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons 4 ultras...you must be soooo healthy ME: *caffeine-addicted, chronically tired, occasional binge-eating, shin stress-fractures* "Haha yeah idk it's just a lifestyle at this point"
People get confused when converting kilometers to miles. It's simple. Take the distance you want to convert (let's say 15km for example) and you f*cken google what it is in miles
Smile if you made somebody run a race with you
Nobody has seen you at your ugliest like your running friends have
True or False: Most runners over 30 haven't run when they were younger
*comes home from a run* Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul on this Earth Me: "OK I'll show you my pace and splits"
Sometimes you run into people who change your life for the better. Those people are called other runners.
Someone is out there holding their breath waiting for you to fail. Make sure they suffocate.
The runner urge to check yourself out in store windows as you run by
When I'm low on energy I like to go on a run so, not only am I tired, I'm also sweaty and out of breath
Question for meteorologists... On a loop run, why is the wind in my fucking face after EVERY turn?
People who suggest going for a run and then getting brunch are people you NEED in your life
When I say "Sorry I have plans this weekend" this is what I have planned
She's a 10 but all she does is run
You know you're a runner when 9:15 in the morning feels late in the day
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