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Your running friends are honestly a different level of friendship... like i tell them things i haven't even told myself yet.
Ripping off your mask when you get back in the car is the new taking off your bra when you get home
Sweaty runner at 7-Eleven: "I'm risking my life being here and you don't have the Gatorade I want"
I'm 40 but I feel like I'm 20... Until I hang out with some 20 year olds for mile repeats. Then I'm like no, never mind, I'm 40
"Where have you been? I haven't seen you in ages." Me:
If we can't go faster, we'll go longer!!
At mile 20 I thought I was dead. At mile 22 I wished I was dead. At mile 24 I knew I was dead. At mile 26.2 I realized I had become too tough to kill.
Joggers bounce up and down at red lights. Runners just stand there, looking pissed
Due to coronavirus my summer body will be postponed until 2021. Thank you for your understanding
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at a liquor store.
FRIEND: What do you think about while you're running? ME: Walking.
**Username or Password incorrect** Hey, Strava, why can't you just tell me which one
Remember that time you said "yes, I will cruise with you..." Can you imagine how different our lives would be had you started telling me no back then?
I don't always have time to fold and put away the laundry, but when I do, I go to the gym
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that it's my cellphone.
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