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Not to toot my own horn (f*cking beep beep) but I just killed my workout
*early morning run* During the first mile: f*ck this, I'm tired as f*uck During the last mile: f*ck yeah, that's what I call a good run. I can't wait for tomorrow
MONDAY. Nothing a good pair of running shoes can't fix.
Not touching my face is going as well for me as not eating after 7 pm or stretching after each run
Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, funny and reminds me a lot of myself.
Couples that run together...stay together!
Don't blame the quarantine, chubbs. You were 25 lbs overweight before you were locked down with a pallet of snacks
You ever been in a race and think to yourself "i'm gonna miss this"
Me posting nonsense will continue during lockdown because it's an Essential Service
*after one hour on the treadmill* Me: "What year is it?"
Suck it up... So one day you won't have to suck it in
Just so you're aware... Between mile 20 and 26.2 I start to use the word
Why are gym girls so extra with their instagram captions. It's a mirror selfie Sharon, don't drag Gandhi into this
Pro tip: Be so fast that everyone forgets that you are ugly
Anyone ever: It's getting hot in here My brain: .....so take off all your clothes ME: wtf why?? still? what year is it????
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