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THEM: "Post the first picture of you  and your significant other together"  ME:
You might have more talent than me,  you might be smarter than me, you  might be sexier than me...  But if we get on the treadmill  together, there's two things:  You're getting off first,  or I'm going to die.  It's really that simple....
You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles  just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and  a glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
I run because punching  people is frowned upon.
Shout out to all the runners who go the extra mile to listen to music a little bit longer. You are my kinda people
Fun Runs: Where dressing like peopleofwalmart.com is encouraged!
Sometimes all you need is a nap, a bottle of wine and 25 thousand dollars.
Marathon Training, DAY 57 If I woke up in the morning and nothing hurt, I would think I was dead.
Getting to Karma's Coffee for  Pumpkin Spice!
If you love women who run long  distance, raise your glass... If not,  raise your standards.
You know you're a runner... when you  see another person running and get jealous.
Dear autocorrect, it's never cold as "duck"
I need to social distance myself from  my fridge so I can flatten my curve
The only thing working harder than me during a run is my sports bra.
Me: I'm gonna start having more fun  on weekends, life is too short *Me on weekends -after a long run*
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