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"You ran a marathon?? Did you win it?? Some people just drain the f*cking nice out of you
I run because I love my body. And carbs. I really love carbs.
The runner who finishes last... Is the one who gets the most value out of their entry fee!!
Cross Country running is all about sportsmanship... Until you think you can pass me up in the chute! Yeah... Not happening!!!
Dear autocorrect, it's never cold as "duck"
My fitness goal is to get down to what I told the DMW I weigh.
Here's the thing... REAL runners don't post every single mile on Facebook. That's how everyone knows you're a rookie.
Doesn't matter how cold it gets, there will always be that one runner...
"every girl's dream is to get married" no lol, every girl's dream is to run Boston
Yeah winning races is great.. but none of us are hot enough for TikTok. Sorry to break the news
You have to give marathoners credit... There is no one else that runs 40 plus miles a week yet still gain weight
I am beautiful and intelligent but Not a Size 0. God had to be fair!
Name something more upsetting than the AirPods' low-battery warning 5 min into your long run, I'll wait
You know you're a runner when... The thermometer says 45 degrees and you think Score! Optimal running weather!!!
I can run a freakin' marathon... ...but I can't find my bed under the piles of laundry.
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