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Not to brag but I've run every single day this year
COACH "this practice is going to be fun" TEAM "so we're going to die"
I'm about ready for the weekend... Monday, 11:38 am
It's finally "I can drink the Nuun I left in my car overnight" season
Don't blame the quarantine, chubbs. You were 25 lbs overweight before you were locked down with a pallet of snacks
"Where have you been? I haven't seen you in ages." Me:
**before the race ** I try to act nonchalant but underneath i am chalant as fuck
OMG! I haven't seen you in forever! Let's stand in everyone's way and talk about our annoying kids
Today I bought a cupcake without the sprinkles. Diets are hard.
Hey, guys! Let's just keep the little sock secret between us...okay?
Me trying to solve my problems
Not sure if I'm out of shape... or I just suck.
During sex you burn as much calories as running for 5 miles. Who the f**k runs 5 miles in 30 seconds??
The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
Of COURSE it's a coincidence that there is a race (with a really cool medal) in the same place I planned our vacation!
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