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You know you're a runner... when you see another person running and get jealous.
Don't blame the quarantine, chubbs. You were 25 lbs overweight before you were locked down with a pallet of snacks
I need to social distance myself from my fridge so I can flatten my curve
Me: I'm gonna start having more fun on weekends, life is too short *Me on weekends -after a long run*
I guess the lockdown is over. May the best immune system win.
COACH "this practice is going to be fun" TEAM "so we're going to die"
Me trying to solve my problems
Not to brag but I've run every single day this year
Sometimes you need an early morning run, sometimes you need an orgasm and 3 expresso shots
**before the race ** I try to act nonchalant but underneath i am chalant as fuck
OMG! I haven't seen you in forever! Let's stand in everyone's way and talk about our annoying kids
Today I bought a cupcake without the sprinkles. Diets are hard.
No matter how good you feel on your run... There will always be a woman pushing a stroller that's running faster than you.
My jeans say "NO MORE CHRISTMAS GOODIES" but my leggings are like "WE GOT YOU, GURRRL"
Hey, guys! Let's just keep the little sock secret between us...okay?
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