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Pretty sure I gain 3-40 pounds every weekend. Calories after a race or long run don't count right?
If I'm pausing my Garmin during a run just to reply to you, you won. Don't ever question my loyalty
I either go for a run or I eat all the groceries I bought for the week. There's no in-between
That moment when you realize it's a rest day... and you just don't know what to do with your life anymore
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at a liquor store.
Ok, drivers...I'm not a proctologist, but I know an arsehole when I see one!
Science: The human body needs 8 hours of sleep to function properly Me on 3 hours of sleep: We run at dawn b!tches!
Happy Global Running Day, my nizzles!! I ran twice today. First I ran out of beer, and then I ran to get some more. Fo shizzle.
The races might be virtual, but the medals are real af
My morning run makes me feel like I've got life figured out. I don't. But it feels that way
Me: I'll run 5 today Garmin: 5.12 miles Me: wow looks like I gotta run 6 now
I don't know who needs to hear this, but a mimosa contains 34% of your suggested dose of Vitamin C.
My Therapist: once you accept the fact that being a runner has nothing to do with your running pace, the second half of your life begins
My toxic trait is that I set up a budget for running and then proceed to go over that budget by an offensive amount
If I say "I'll call you back after my run" just go enjoy the rest of your day
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