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Finished my run. And my stopwatch was off the whole time
Me: *saves $20 from not eating out* Me: I think I'll reward myself by buying this $160 running shoes
I'm not sure if people driving by are staring at me because I'm running, or because I'm talking to myself.
No matter how good you feel on your run... There will always be a woman pushing a stroller that's running faster than you.
I guess the lockdown is over. May the best immune system win.
My jeans say "NO MORE CHRISTMAS GOODIES" but my leggings are like "WE GOT YOU, GURRRL"
If you think you aren't creative... Buy a gym membership and see how many excuses you find not to use it.
Sometimes you need an early morning run, sometimes you need an orgasm and 3 expresso shots
No one: Me tasting my own food: "Bro you've outdone yourself this time"
If you wanna impress me with your car... it better be a food truck
The Beer Mile: A four-lap, four-beer race where boys become men and men puke in the bleachers behind the track.
Rest Day. AKA "Thinking about running all day" Day.
My body has absorbed so much sanitizer that when I pee, it cleans the toilet
I really wish we had subtitles in real life because I really don't be hearing shit
Garmin died... Not moving until it's charged.
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