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How long was your run? *GPS says 3.87 miles* Me: About 4 miles
Trying to get in shape and maybe running 5 days a week, it's often called OBSESSIVE.. So sitting at home watching TV seven days a week isn't?
You know you're a runner when... You have this inability to admit that you should probably see a doctor when your [knee/ ankle/calf/shin] hurts you.
Therapist: and what do we do when we feel this way? Me: buy running shoes Therapist: no
Doesn't matter how cold it gets, there will always be that one runner...
Aging is not a disease It's an opportunity.... to qualify for Boston
"I'm so Mean, I make Medicine sick"!
If you're having a shitty week just know it can get a lot worse... A whole lot worse.
When people say they want to go for a run with me... Oh so you wanna go for a RUN RUN
All runners have that one song that awakens the Olympian in them
Name a runner that isn't running for bling, I'll wait
Remember when Pandemic was a Netflix series and not a Virtual Race Series
Don't let anyone bullshit you, running a marathon is f*cking hard
During sex you burn as many calories as running for 5 miles. "Who the f*ck runs five miles in 30 seconds??"
Sore today, strong tomorrow. Nope, still sore.
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