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THEM: "Post the first picture of you and your significant other together" ME:
One day I will solve my problems with maturity. But until then, it will be with caffeine and a shitload of miles!
Marry the one who buys you running shoes... They last longer than flowers.
Sometimes I like running more than people.
Every guy thinks every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy... Pshhh, every girl's dream is to eat without getting fat!
Therapist: and what do we do when we feel like this? Me: sign up for another race Therapist: no
I'd like to start this day with a shoutout to my family. Without them, there would never be this much running.
"Daddy, why did Mommy past our house?" "Because she misjudged the distance of her long run, so she can't come back home until her GPS watch tells her it's OK."
Dear autocorrect, it's never cold as "duck"
**FINISHER MEDALS** "It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none."
Ran my first marathon... Not to be dramatic but one of the hardest things I've ever had to do was get out of my bed this morning.
TRIATHLON: Why suck at only one sport when you can suck at three
Me: I'm exhausted Fitbit: You've run 0.08 miles
Aging is not a disease It's an opportunity.... to qualify for Boston
Pre-Workout: 160 calorie protein shake. Post-Workout.. WHOLE 16" PIZZA !!
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